Smile today - 10/23

Annie Deighnaugh

5 years ago

Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine?

He's fully recovered....

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jim_1 (Zone 5B)
5 years ago
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Uptown Gal
5 years ago
Groan.....LOL Thanks, guys. I need these today.
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In one Rocky & Bullwinkle episode, Bullwinkle was creating paintings by whitewashing them. Rocky asked him what the title of one of them was, and Bullwinkle said, "White cows eating marshmallows in a snowstorm." Rocky then said, "Where are the marshmallows?" Bullwinkle: "The cows ate them." Rocky: "Where are the cows? Bullwinkle: "You didn't expect them to hang around after they ate the marshmallows, did you?"
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Halloween costume....soooooooooooo cool!
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A dog accepts you as the boss. A cat wants to see your resume.
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aok27502
5 years ago
There comes a time in a man’s life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.”

― Dave Barry
dedtired
5 years ago
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5 years ago
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5 years ago
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5 years ago
LoneJack Zn 6a, KC
5 years ago
Jasdip - that is crazy! I think that bus could make it through Rusty's loose gravel!
olychick
5 years ago
liira55
5 years ago
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donna_loomis
5 years ago
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When my grandson started kindergarten 16 years ago, he was so happy he was given a school ID card. He was visiting with my mom one day and just had to show it off. Then he asked her to show him hers. She had never driven and at the time did not have a California ID. She said she didn't have one. He was so sad for her, so he made one for her, using his for an example. Mom was overcome with emotion. In the upper left corner, she wrote, "I'm happy".
glenda_al
5 years ago
kathyg_in_mi
5 years ago
Donna lLoomis, love it!
desertsteph
5 years ago
donna - that is a real treasure!

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