Went in the house to see where the boss went. He said he was getting a drink of water...oh,oh, found him.

When my grandson started kindergarten 16 years ago, he was so happy he was given a school ID card. He was visiting with my mom one day and just had to show it off. Then he asked her to show him hers. She had never driven and at the time did not have a California ID. She said she didn't have one. He was so sad for her, so he made one for her, using his for an example. Mom was overcome with emotion. In the upper left corner, she wrote, "I'm happy".

Halloween dance last night. I won! I had an 'udderly' good time! LOL.

A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute little music boxes. One blue one was playing "Happy Birthday". Thinking they were all the same, he chose a red one and had it gift wrapped. Later, at dinner, he gave it to his wife and asked her to open it. When she lifted the lid, out came the tune to "The Old Gray Mare, She Ain't What She Used to Be!"