Thanks for the knock-knock jokes. My 6 and 5 year old Grands are into them. Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock Knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Pumpkin season, fore and aft - looks like they're pretty well everywhere - even overlooking a Jeep engine! o j ... none of your headstrong/assinine comments, please, old boy

Halloween dance last night. I won! I had an 'udderly' good time! LOL.

A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute little music boxes. One blue one was playing "Happy Birthday". Thinking they were all the same, he chose a red one and had it gift wrapped. Later, at dinner, he gave it to his wife and asked her to open it. When she lifted the lid, out came the tune to "The Old Gray Mare, She Ain't What She Used to Be!"