A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!” He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!” He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?” “No, this is the rink manager!”

ravencajun Zone 8b TX Knowing cats the way I do I'm sure it's more likely the cat's food bowl is empty. lol

^^^Clever^^^ I've always thought it would be fun to have a personaized plate, but unlike @Annie Deighnaugh, I'm not clever at word play.

The important part about hating candy corn is telling everyone.