Smile today - 9/11

Annie Deighnaugh

6 years ago

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jim_1 (Zone 5B)
6 years ago
An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady.
He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby.
eld6161
6 years ago
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LOL...Glenda...somewhere, someone is going to try that for sure. LOL

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