Smile today - 11/9

Annie Deighnaugh

5 years ago

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong.

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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salonva
5 years ago
jim_1 (Zone 5B)
5 years ago
When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
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She's been mentioned here before and I think there must be regional and gender characteristics of her fan base that I don't fit into. I've watched cited clips of her before, and now, and I don't find her very funny. Her delivery is on the slow side, a bit off-putting to me and not typical of comedians.
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One hopes for a breeze to come visit the car smothered in leaves before the next rain or snow comes calling. ole joyful
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An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby.
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I have nothing to add but I thank you - each and every one of you who posts here. Today's assortment brought some smiles.
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aok27502
5 years ago
eld6161
5 years ago
LoneJack Zn 6a, KC
5 years ago
^^^ eld161 - You've got that right. It seems artificial trees grow larger every year and are increasingly difficult to get back in the box.
Jasdip
5 years ago
buccos4vr
5 years ago
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liira55
5 years ago
dedtired
5 years ago
Apologies for the misspelling.
kathyg_in_mi
5 years ago
Rusty
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glenda_al
5 years ago
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hmmmm!!! Reminds me of someone!
Jasdip
5 years ago
Who would that be?
jim_1 (Zone 5B)
5 years ago
Being the nice guy that I am...

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