so there were these scientists studying a frog. They decided to teach the frog to jump on command. 'jump frog' they would say. He did. Then they decided to expand the test. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 16 feet! then they removed one of his legs. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 12 feet! A second leg was removed. 'jump frog'; he jumped 8 feet. A third leg removed. 'jump frog'. He jumped four feet. They removed his last leg. 'jump frog'. Nothing. 'jump frog' they commanded. Still nothing. Last chance. 'jump frog'. He doesn't move. Their conclusion? 'Frogs without legs can't hear.' science speaks

turning on or hearing the sound of water running ... and suddenly have the urge to go ... to the zimmer

We walk into a room and can't remember why we're there

Refuse to ask for directions. Ignore directions. Neglect to read instructions. Rusty