Salted peanuts, salty snacks Taps Kegs Pressurized kegs Smooth bar surfaces so the stein could be slid Fancy Clysedales drawing beer wagons Miserable workplace environments

Bread aisle of the grocery store, which is why I never go down that aisle. I'm somewhat shocked that so many people go down every aisle in the grocery store. I certainly never go down the pet supply aisle, and I tend to shop the periphery of the grocery store, unless there is a specific aisle that I need to visit. I do tend to go down every (small) aisle in the Lebanese market, however, but that is a very small store and has a lot of unusual items that I might know that I need. I try not to go down every aisle in Trader Joe's for the same reason, but there are only four, and so it is difficult not to.

turning on or hearing the sound of water running ... and suddenly have the urge to go ... to the zimmer

Refuse to ask for directions. Ignore directions. Neglect to read instructions. Rusty