I agree on both ends, the list sounds silly, but after reading some comments, I can understand them. I would suck up the pipe. Heck, I could replace that myself. We just had a leaky kitchen sink. BIL is a plumber, but it was taking time for him to get here. There were days when I was so tempted to try to fix it myself. He was out 2 weeks ago, it's done. 1 less thing for someone to find wrong with our house. The fogged window - silly to me. They are buying a used house. We replaced 4 out of 8 windows. I really hope someone doesn't say they want 4 new windows wood stain - another silly request to me, and why most of our wood is painted. When we listed my parents old house, the wood in some parts looked stained. Since I lived there all of my life, I knew it was the way they cut the wood they used. garage door opener outlet - you'll probably have to do something about that, shouldn't be expensive deck stair footing - I would find out about what the code is, and if it supposed to be different call the contractor back that did the work. Let him deal with it. I wouldn't tell them to f' off. Your list as others have said is pretty small and cheap. Put a smile on your face that the house is sold and that the only thing they could come up with was minor. I'll have to show hubby this post as there are 2 items on your list we may get hit with. Have to find out what the code is for us.

I would be very upset about this, buy unfortunately, there isn't much you can do. It seems ironic the HI could sue you for slander or for defamation of character, even though he sort of slandered and defamed your house (whatever the proper term would be for making false accusations about a house). Even if your accusations are factual, he can STILL sue you for it. Sure, he may lose, but he still will have dragged you through court, made you lose time from work, etc. etc. Or what if he wins? Are you prepared for that? Are you prepared for what could be a 1 year battle which may still net nothing but more frustration? You may find an attorney who would be able to do something about it, but I would think in the end it wouldn't be worth the trouble. One thing the HI could easily say in his defense (and the court would probably agree) is that a visual inspection is totally acceptable for what he was hired to do. If he's smart, he probably has a "cover your butt" statement in the inspection report that states that he saw a board with a green colorization, that MAY be mold, but that further inspection would be required to PROVE it. If thats the case, then he's totally free and clear of any negligence. It's not his fault the buyer freaked out and refused to investigate further. Another thing he could say in his defense would be that you have no real proof the buyers backed out solely for that reason. Even if they did (and you would have to get them to make an appearance in court to testify to this - yeah, like that would happen) - he could STILL say you have no proof that their financing might not have fell through or some other thing might have happened to prevent the sale. I have only dealt with 2 HIs, and while they both appeared to know what they were doing, I also saw some of the "lazyness" that goes along with it. My HI would only look at the roof from ground level w/a pair of binoculars. Same as your HI refusing to actually go into the attic. My HI was worried about falling off the roof and injuring himself, or falling through the roof and enabling the owner to sue him for repairs - the same as your HI didn't want any liability for falling through the ceiling. About the only thing you could do "to get back at him" would be to report him to the banks and realtors around the area in hopes they would stop recommending him to buyers. But then you are opening yourself up for a lawsuit again. Things happen for a reason, and although it stinks you lost this sale, for all you know, they may not have followed through in the first place. Better to just move on and forget about it. I hope you find another buyer real soon. Good luck.

Janie, hope you see this post. Good for all buyers/sellers to read, really! Home inspector went out Thursday. I also hired a chimney inspector and a termite and moisture inspector - all there at the same time at one point. I'm going to paste a list of my request of repairs that were sent to the owners LA which are just some of the problems/suggestions that were from the report. At least 9 broken/split shingle tabs, one hole and several popped nails was observed on the roof, have shingles reviewed/repaired by a qualified roofer to prevent leakage. Note: Shingles was observed in the crawl space. Some of the shingle tabs are broke along the rake of roof in a couple areas, have repaired to prevent water from seeping into roof sheathing. A few of the nails have backed out of the ridge vents, have secured by roofer Squirrel damage to plumbing vent boot - nail hole where they've eaten away the rubber Replace and repair. Chimney needs to be cleaned and crown needs to be sealed due to cracks. (see above)* The deck framing has pulled away from each other on outside corner, there is a joint along of the front framing that is not supported. One support in the middle of the deck that is leaning badly and two of the corner posts are landscape timbers and should not be used as a structural member having framing/post review/repaired by qualified contractor. Could collapse. Back of House/Deck - part of ledger board was and isn't supported properly. Needs to be fixed, could collapse. Needs to be bolted, not nailed. The rear deck is not bolted to the home, have lag bolts installed by a qualified contractor. The condensate drain is not connected to the air handler and has come apart at one of its couplings, have reviewed/ repaired by contractor to prevent condensation from draining into crawlspace. A couple of the foundation vents are at the soil grade level, during heavy rains this will allow water to pour in through vents, have vent wells installed where the vent is at grade level. Some crawlspace vents are broken and need to be repaired or replaced. The downspout extension to the right of the front porch is draining near the foundation vent, have moved away from foundation. Crawlspace -The dryer vent is plastic where it passes through the floor and is not connected to the metal duct in the crawlspace, (just hanging there, with lint coming out). Have plastic vent replaced with metal and re-connected in the crawl by a qualified contractor. Lint needs to be cleaned out, potential fire hazard. Water Heater -The temperature/pressure relief valve is not piped to the exterior of crawlspace, if this valve should open or leak you would not know it. The floor joist under the bathroom near the crawlspace door has been severely cut for the waste drain, this will allow it to sag over time, have repaired by contractor. FOUNDATION CRACKS - There is a large crack on the right side of the foundation, the stepped crack is at least 1/4 inch wide and the brick is displaced at least 1/4 of an inch, recommend review by a structural engineer to determine cause and if any repairs are suggested besides repairing and sealing. On the right side of the home, the wood beam is not in contact with the column/pier, this may cause or have caused some settlement in this area since it is next to he large crack in the foundation, have repaired by contractor. Above garage in attic needs to be supported by 2x4 where beams come together, one of the gable end supports is not supporting the ridge rafter (needs shimmed), have repaired by contractor. One open chase in attic was observed on the far left side of home (over master bath), if a fire was to start in the home it could quickly spread into attic, have covered/insulated by contractor. The bathroom exhaust vents are not routed to the exterior, this allows excessive moisture into crawlspace, recommend routing to the exterior. Garage-put storage door back on (I can do this if you have the pins available I think) The door leading into the garage did not latch when closed, have adjusted/repaired. The garage door did not reverse when met with resistance (usually just an adjustment), have repaired for safety. A large knock-out has been removed for a small wire in the top of electrical panel, if a fire was to start in the panel it could spread quickly into the wall. Have clamp and reducing rings installed by electrician. The heat pump is connected to a 40 amp breaker, the data plate states a maximum breaker of 30 amps to protect the unit, have replaced by electrician. There is a electrical wire in the crawlspace(near the dryer vent/under kitchen/hall) that is not properly capped or installed in a junction box, have repaired by electrician. The switch did not operate the ceiling fan in the front right bedroom, the light and fan works but did not shut off with the switch, have reviewed by electrician. The ceiling fan in the front right bedroom wobbled badly when tested, have reviewed by electrician. ****************** The chimney inspector said he was unable to tell if any of the flue tiles were cracked because the fireplace was dirty. My response to the sellers were the following: As for the chimney, as I mentioned in a prior email, the inspector was not able to view the flue tiles due to the fireplace being dirty and having cobwebs and spiders. If there is any flue tiles cracked, to fix this would be "thousands" from what he said, and if there are cracked tiles, a possible fire hazard when using the fireplace. If the fireplace was clean, he could have reported if there were any issues at the time of inspection. I cannot go forward without knowing if there are any flue tiles cracked before closing. He said that he would be willing to re-inspect the chimney for free and put a camera down there at no extra cost once the chimney has been cleaned to make sure there are no cracked flue tiles. His estimate to clean the chimney is $130 and to seal the crown $150 ********************* This above wasn't all that was reported in the inspection that needed attention. Below is the list I sent that I would eventually take on and be responsible for doing: Brick in front porch has settled, driveway and sidewalk all have cracks from settling, repair and seal to prevent more damage Front porch soffits need to be adjusted & soffit missing in rear corner, left side. There are three (3) areas of siding that are loose and need to be fixed. Gutter -some gutter guards are missing and need to be replaced. Gutter needs to be cleaned out in areas. Crawlspace, insulation is falling and some pieces are on the ground which needs to be replaced and repaired, held up by metal wires Return duct needs cleaning Garage- door opens and closes fine, has a gap on one side, needs a new weather strip Garage- Very minor rot observed at the bottom of one of the garage door panels, have sealed. The sprayer did not function properly for the kitchen faucet when tested, have reviewed/repaired by plumber. Tree limbs that overhang the roof should be cut to limit squirrels access to roof. Squirrel damage evident Minor suspected carpenter bee damage was observed to a couple of the exterior wood window sills, have repaired and or treated if problem continues. Between the front porch and the garage, the soil grade is in contact with the vinyl siding, there should be at least a 6inch clearance between the siding and ground to prevent water seepage into band joist during heavy rains and for periodic pest inspection, have repaired. Note: Staining to the band joists was observed in this area from the crawlspace Settlement cracking was observed in the front bedroom door frame/sheetrock, no obvious reason for settlement was observed under this area, have reviewed if desired. The 2 smoke detectors did not operate when tested, have smoke detectors installed in the hallway and bedroom areas for life safety. Some minor damage was observed to the window trim at the bottom of the rear exterior door, have repaired.. The air handler in the crawlspace is very rusty at the bottom and may leak during the summer months, observation recommended. (will try to keep an eye out for this) The majority of the crawlspace did not have a vapor barrier installed on the crawlspace floor, recommend installing to reduce and maintain low moisture levels in the crawlspace. (will have installed) The heat pump is 24 years old, typical life expectancy is 15-20 years, although it is working properly it will likely need to be replaced in the next couple years. Roof is beyond typical life expectancy and will need replacing in a couple years *************** So there you have it. Again, I will say THANK GOODNESS FOR HOME INSPECTIONS. Not only do I know what's wrong with this house that the inspector(s) could visually see, but now, so do the owners. We are now in a wait and see phase. Waiting to hear to what they are going to agree to fix on the list I have sent. I have not asked these people for ANYTHING at all that is not on the inspection report and many of the problems that need correction have to be done due to safety. Here's a man that smokes and neither of the two smoke detectors work! Also, the lint and dryer vent problem can easily start a fire. THe major issues are the chimney and the foundation - others are all easy to fix. If the chimney is cleaned and it shows no issues in the flue, than it's just down to the foundation failure - and we wait and see. After going through all this, here's my 2 cents for sellers and getting an inspection PRIOR to putting your home up for sale... If you get a home inspection done prior to putting it on the market, you will not only know what issues are there, but what issues you know MUST be fixed before any bank would agree to give a potential home buyer a mtg on the home. You will save money in the long run! The reason I say this is... If the sellers of the property we are looking at did an inspection prior to listing the house for sale, they probably wouldn't have gone down as far as they did in price during negotiations. Obviously, they didn't know the REAL condition of the house - and if they had gotten the inspection, they would have known and priced accordingly, knowing what HAD to be done. Instead, they came down probably more than they now think they should have, now having to come up with more $$ to fix the problems if they want the deal to go through. If they aren't fixed, I walk. And from what I understand, they are in love with another house and really want to sell, but I'm sure they didn't see these problems coming. The inside of the house is great- as you can see from the repair list - many issues were in areas not easily accessible or in easy view. Have to say, I'm glad they didn't know beforehand in my case - they wouldn't have reduced the price as they did, I'm sure. It saves time - Knowing what the inspector found and fixing what you can prior to listing it for sale makes the buyers/banks inspectors findings that much less. Buyers will be more apt to purchase a home that has less issues I think - it just looks better on paper. You can have the cleanest and most well taken care of home on the interior, which seesm to be the case here, or at last it seems so, but knowing that there's dryer lint hanging in gobbs from the detached duct shows me, whether it be her or prior owners, someone did NOT clean out the lint filter in their dryer! Doing it before hand also saves you time because the less there is to fix, the faster you can close!!!!! Don't be penny wise, pound foolish as the saying goes. This is something I say for all buyers and sellers. As you can see if you read the posts I wrote above, this wasn't my first home to have a contract on recently - this is the second one. And honestly, from the looks of the home, I would NEVER have thought there would have been this many issues with the home. We saw a few of them, I wrote them down, but NEVER thought it would be like this! I had all of the same inspectors come out again as last time, though I paid the full inspection amount this time vs last time when I didn't have the inspector send me a written report and his summary, it just wasn't needed as I saw all I had to see on his computer at the inspection. You may not need a totally full inspectors report. Maybe there is so little that needs to be done on your home your inspector will allow you to view his findings on his computer while you write down the problems. My inspectors charged $280 but during the first inspection charged me half, I paid him the full $280 this last time - again, I hate wasting money, but it was well worth it! I hope I've provided some useful information! Hopefully this deal will go through, if not, I'm hoping that with the next house that maybe the inspectors will have a repeat customer discount, a buy 2 get 1 free offer, or something of the like - now, wouldn't that be nice! Hopefully, it won't come to that. Best of luck to all who are buying/selling a home!!!!

Mold.... many of these situations are just another sector of the economy making a living off real estate. I have seem some ridiculous proposals to get rid of mold that was actually mildew because the idiot inspectors (IQ that matched their ages) could not tell the difference. In one of our houses a "remediation specialist" said to me solemnly, "I'm sorry to get so emotional about mold, ma'am, but mold killed my brother." That same genius also told me that mold spores cannot be killed by any "known chemical." Nonetheless, he proposed to remediate our "mold" for several thousand dollars. The actual mildewed area was on a single piece of drywall and partially covered an area about 8" x 10". The culprit was a leaky pipe from the heat recovery unit between a water heater and hvac equipment. Not all mold contains toxins. Actually, not much of it does, but that hasn't stopped people from making a cottage industry out of public ignorance.