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Smile today - 5/31

Annie Deighnaugh

5 years ago

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jim_1 (Zone 5B)

5 years ago

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An 8 year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take your kid to work Day'.
As they walked round the office she started crying and getting cranky.
Her father asked what was wrong.
As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"

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