https://images.app.goo.gl/1H5AUEToTd2qXr4EA How do I add the picture for this joke? The one-liner is I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. Foster the People pumped up kicks https://youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ For years I thought you"d better run faster than my bullet actually said you'd better run faster than my brother. I really loved this song because the brother was defending him. Not so much shooting a gun even though I'm sure for some reason it was deemed necessary. This is not one I listen to on pink shirt days.

These are all especially funny today. Thanks to all who posted!

glenda, you triggered a memory....way back in the day, Dad worked nights so he had days to work on the new addition he was building to our house. So Mom would make a big dinner for him at lunch, and he'd pack a sandwich to bring to work for dinner. One day, Mom prepared a steak dinner for Dad while she was fixing a fried baloney sandwich for herself. Well apparently that baloney frying must've smelled awfully good as Dad sat down for dinner looking forward to it and was so unhappy to find out he was only getting steak!

Who would have thought that some folks might be smoking weed at a family gathering, and that the only illegal part would be the gathering itself.