Not that anyone is going to be back at work on May 1.

If you wish to witness men violating the social distancing order just visit the card aisle on Sunday morning, May 10.

Very likely, Michael!

Jokes are jokes but it never crossed my mind that there will be a day that I will have to wipe-down a bottle of vodka with alcohol drinking.

It's "denatured" or "isopropyl" ... the stuff that you drink at your own risk ... and how do you propose to do both at the same time, builders GN?

Pushed for time ... given present conditions?

ole joyful

Let's check @ which resort you will relax this year.

So, select a number from 1 to 9.

Multiply it by 3.

We add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

The numbers of the resulting two-digit number are added together.

The result is your resort number:

1. Crimea

2. Thailand

3. Caribbean Islands

4. Singapore

5. Dominican Republic

6. Greece

7. Turkey

8. Ibiza Island

9. Self-isolation

10. Italy

11. Spain

12. Maldives

13. Cyprus

14. Brazil

15. India

16. Indonesia

17. Egypt

18. Dubai.

Have a nice rest! :-)

This isn't really all that funny, more satirical. A bunch of celebrities organized their Yachts off the cost of Hawaii. Yep, they certainly know how the rest of us feel. Glad they're hurting along with the rest of the world

Celebrities

Ugh, jerks

It's satire. Not real.

We just recently re-watched both jumanji movies. I felt like we were playing the game too. 🤪😊🤯

^^^^^^^

Wow. It's like they can see into my brain and it came to life.

I just love Mutts...have it sent to my in box every a.m.

I'm waiting to see whether that bee feels the need to wash hands/feet before entering the hive.

o j

Frustrated with some of the makers/installers of doors in public places around here, Wesley, that stick a big round sign on them that says "Caution - automatic door" ... but you can stand in front of that door for 10 minutes ... or half an hour ... and if you don't push the pad beside it or the bar across it, or someone comes who's willing to do that ...

... you won't get through that doorway!!

I've accused some of the folks involved with the places where those doors are, of being liars.

Unless I'm willing to butt-er, or elbow, my way through, to avoid the need to wash hands - I don't go! Is there a place provided for me to wash my hands?

"Powered door" or "motorized door", it is: "automatic door" it isn't!

Unlike many groceries, where the really automatic doors slide open as I approach. No need to wash hands on entry.

Actually - I guess that as Wesley was asking about lack of handles, it's really Wesley' s (advisor, dad?) to whom I should be talking.

And did you notice that someone there doesn't spell very well?

ole (grumpy) joyful

This whole thing could have been avoided if the psychic hotlines were still around. Only would have cost $1.99 for the phone call.

SamKaren Your resident dj

Mutts is very sweet, Annie.

I need help with the Mike Tyson one. thanks

Mike Tyson bit off part of Evander Hollyfield's ear in a boxing match years ago. So now Hollyfield doesn't have an ear to hang one side of his mask from.

Thank you Colleenoz, Now I get it! lol

Could we maybe start a new thread "Covid Humor 2"? This one has so many funny things, but it's gotten so large it freezes up my computer when I try to open it. I don't know if that's a problem for anyone else, but if so, what do you think about starting a new thread instead of posting here?

Thank you Eld for starting a 2nd thread.

Please post new humor in this thread:

Covid Humor 2