Covid humor.....

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Fun2BHere

Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.

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LoneJack Zn 6a, KC

Maybe the wax lips I remember from my youth will make a comeback!

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ravencajun Zone 8b TX

Now is a great time to get a bidet seat add on for your toilet! Water works better than toilet paper anyway! 💦🚽😊

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Lindsey_CA

As seen on Twitter...

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daisychain01

After a stressful week of dealing with the impact in pretty much every aspect of our lives, these are much appreciated - and hilarious.

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Sisters in faith

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sephia_wa

For the people hoarding toilet paper.

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nicole___

For all you runners....I would NEVER.....

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chloebud

"I've also heard reference to expectations of a quarantine baby boom in 9 months as those who are quarantined seek entertainment..."

So maybe those babies will become The Coronial Generation?

Thanks for some laughs, Lucille. We all need it!

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eld6161, that cracked me up because I stocked up on matzo in November for lots of matzo ball soup and we still have like 5 packs in the freezer.

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eld6161

Haha you were ahead of your time!

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blfenton

My nephew posted this. I hope it doesn't offend, it's actually very funny

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eld6161

Blfenton, I laughed out loud

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bpath reads banned books too

Kadefol, and he's "Stayin' Alive"!

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ravencajun Zone 8b TX

Me too! 😂 Laughed out loud!

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gadgets

Maybe we should start saving all our junk mail. ☺ Catalogues anyone?

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bpath reads banned books too

Where’s that RH catalog when I need it? (Plus, a boon for the plumbers if folks try to flush the catalog paper!)

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chloebud

Or maybe coffee filters? Guessing they'd help the plumbers, too!

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DawnInCal

My sister sent me this:

Someone made a life changing decision in the beer aisle...

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adellabedella_usa

I saved some of the old phone books. I use them to prop up the decorative containers over the top of my refrigerator. I'd sacrifice them for money. ;)

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dedtired

Hope this doesn’t get me in trouble

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Richard (Vero Beach, Florida)

I bought a bidet a few years ago and wish I'd done so sooner.

I'd had a few portables in my Amazon backpacking wishlist since way before Covid-19.

Here's one: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07LB7HRP5/

The other night when I went to Walmart I checked Mountain House freeze dried just to see if it had sold out yet.

There was a young gentleman buying a few, as well as a water filter. He advised me to be sure to stock up on gasoline because it may not be available when it comes time to bug out and go to the woods. Guy must have been a doomsday prepper. Or just scared. Personally, I want to go to the woods too but not out of fear, I just like the woods. :)

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I don't have anything to add but I'm cracking up over all these posts!! 😂

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whatsayyou18

Guy says: "I used to cough to hide a fart, now I fart to hide a cough."

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Just saw this on Twitter:

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Our CVS before the virus was always out of bread in three of them nearby. And milk. I like the people but they need to change their inventory list.

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joyfulguy

Memo to those getting low in toilet paper (almost exclusively for folks who live alone)

1. Get a bath mat.

2. Hang it over the edge of the bathtub, long side on top.

When next sitting on the throne, ready for business:

3. Pull off 4 squares of toilet paper.

4. Fold one end to the other.

5. Fold end to end, again.

6. When production business completed, use as toilet paper, in the usual fashion.

7. Lay it on the bath mat, business side up.

8. Push down the four corners with fingers, if they have been left unmarred.

9. Should you feel that the cleaning portion of the business has not been treated adequately, repeat, beginning with the paper folding procedure.

10. If you need to revisit the throne prior to about 12 - 15 hours, repeat the earlier procedure, beginning with the paper folding routine.

11. Repeat for each visit within the time frame noted above.

12. When the material on the paper from the first procedure is guaranteed to be fully dried, re fold the paper, with the darkened side on the interior.

13. Repeat as convenient.

14. Saves visit to the store to be disappointed when finding only empty shelves.

15. Pat one's self on the back for having saved a mature tree, generator of precious oxygen.

_______________a about a dozen times ... do you think the powers that be anything re

I've been dragged bactorain g k to the top of the thread tell me dumb in sumthin'?

ole joyful

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These have been great! Thank you.

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socks

Yes, humor does relieve stress.

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I’m dense, what is Maddie’s about?

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tigereye

Stealing the treasure.

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https://www.google.com/search?q=indiana+jones+memes&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjGvNj59ZzoAhVPmeAKHZL_DksQsAR6BAgJEAE#imgrc=aeg1oaeHBYn_RM

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eld6161

What’s in his other hand is what I can’t figure out?

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A bag of sand that he hopes is the same weight as the treasure he's about to steal. The treasure sits atop a trap that is triggered by the treasure being lifted off of it. While you're staying home, watch Raiders of the Last Ark...good, clean entertainment.

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socks

Back in the day, we used the lightweight pages of the international version of Time magazine (outhouse, wouldn't recommend for septic or modern sewer systems).

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functionthenlook

Don't forget about the good old corn cob. Lol. Also not recommended for today's plumbing.

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Hi eld6161, I wondered about my meme being confusing if someone had never seen Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

I admire your curiosity:)

Thanks for the kind explanations Fun2BHere and tigereye.

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Whoops, I guess I am showing my age. I have to google all the new movies and all those abbreviations.

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What are you going to do with all that toilet paper when I have all the plungers!

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dedtired

I am having a good laugh!

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OutsidePlaying

Publix has some of the best and funniest cake decorators.

And you just know what flavor this has to be, right?

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We have a 12 pack of tp and 2 bidets. We’re good in that department. 😬

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ravencajun Zone 8b TX

I always have been happy to have bidets. I am especially happy 😊 currently! I am surprised the prices on the seat bidets have not jumped up in the rediculous range but I just checked ebay and they are about the norm.

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Elmer J Fudd

What is the ridiculous range?

After the water is done squirting, don't you have to wipe your underside dry? What do you use for that?

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Very small bit of TP. Much less than with no water involved.

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Hareball

Yes very little tp is needed with a bidet. It is just needed to dry. We can go months without needing to restock tp depending on what size pack we get. And it’s a lot better than using “flushable” wipes.

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Maybe not completely on topic but it still made me smile.

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This morning I texted my daughter to ask how my grandchildren are handling this ordeal. Ten minutes later I received this.

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kittymoonbeam

I don't have the picture but I saw one that said in my day we didn't waste precious resources and showed a toilet papered yard circa 1970s. Blue, pink and mint green paper hanging from trees and shrubs and all over the grass. Wound around the lightpole and mailbox. Do they still sell those pastel rolls?

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Hareball

eld6161 THAT IS ADORABLE!!!! :)

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ravencajun Zone 8b TX

I have one too!

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Hareball

So cute!!! :)

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Is that a dog or a small bear? Lol

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eld6161

Raven great minds think alike!

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I love that puppy!

SamKaren Your resident Dj

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My girlfriend and I were discussing this. Glad I saw the hairdresser right before this started.

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ravencajun Zone 8b TX

We have haircut appointments on Wednesday. I have not heard anything from them so I assume they are still working. We always have late in the day appointments so very few people left in the salon.

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donna_loomis

Lucille, might they be called Pucker Rubbers?

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When you leave the house but keep the TV on for the dog.....nowadays.

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Kathsgrdn

Some Japanese toilets have a dryer function.

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maifleur03

When I was in Honolulu last year one of the public toilets' had those Japanese toilets. I would really like one but would need a bathroom remodel with a wall moved.

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donna_loomis

Yes, it's St. Patrick's Day today, but it's also our 25th anniversary. My daughter-in-law called me to wish us happy anniversary and said that this year the 25th anniversary gift is toilet paper. I'm so glad I didn't have a mouth full of food at the time. Got a good laugh out of it.

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Hubby was bored and got creative and came up with this little ditty (he claims copyright to it) imagined to the tune of: "if you're happy and you know it...."

"If you've got a fever and you're coughing.....wash your hands"

Repeat refrain above.

"If you forget to give them a soak....then you might be about to croak"

"So, (refrain above).

A bit of black humor for you....glad I'm not claiming authorship of it.

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blfenton

Along with pudgeder meme -

I saw a tweet today and the mom commented that she had been homeschooling her 11 year old and her 8 year old for 1 hour and 11 minutes. She has decided that teachers should be paid a billion dollars a year.

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maifleur03 you can get a simple bidet on Amazon. They attach to the toilet and you're good to go :)

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ravencajun Zone 8b TX

Video on bidets very good information. I have had them for years and I hate going to the bathroom that doesn't have one. Ebay has great prices for the add on and the replacement seats.

https://youtu.be/nI5shsQuauY

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salonva

I came across this on FB and it just tickled me! Remember?

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chaser15

Waving my hands. I Know! I know! I know why the TP is disappearing. The yet-to-be-developed antidote for Corvid-19 will be in pill form, taken twice a day with 8 oz. of prune juice. LOL

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DH took my shopping list to senior's hour at the grocery store. I swear I wrote "cheerios", he brought home "cheetos" ... close enough, huh?

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Ohio Governor Mike DeWine

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I listened to Ky's governor's speech this afternoon. He has them daily now. He said something about allowing alcohol with food deliveries and take out food orders. Only in KY.

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H B

I got nothin' funny to share, but THANK YOU to everyone who posted up funny stuff, I've been laughing for about five minutes straight and really needed it! ETA, I found a funny one to share.

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Lucille - thanks for starting this post! I'm enjoying most of the funnies. This is a time we all need a laugh, it's a stress reducer.

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Michael

This is an original, by me.

It's now legal to launder money.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkQpKpwGA0EUMYrTGKS7GgQ?fbclid=IwAR0d2aBW8whENzuNUhXQKBaxTzeyD2a6uSm6lZF9_vciBfyb6NVQ_4yOFnw&app=desktop

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Olychick

ded, that is too funny!!

eta: michael, that is brilliant. I've been hesitating getting cash, but feel like i want some at home right now. I'll just put in a mesh bag and through the washer and dryer on low!

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joyfulguy

I think that they sell barbers' hair clippers at several dep't. stores, Hairball.

Even razors - but an electric one wouldn't help much, at this point.

o j

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marilyn_c

Kathsgarden, not only in Kentucky. You can get beer, wine, or mixed drinks delivered from a restaurant, as long as it is with a food order. This is in Texas. I don't know how it is in other states.

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Michael

marilyn,

I'm going to ask my favorite Mexican cantina if a pitcher of margarita is possible. I many never leave home again. :)

Oly, a neighbor posted a need for a toaster on local to you marketplace. I had a spare for $5.

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socks

Watchme....I had the same thought about pets, dogs especially. No more lonely days at home.

Did you all see the Shedd Aquarium allowing the penguins out to view it the exhibits since the aquarium is closed?

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Yayagal

Here's a link for the bidet, we have two of them. https://hellotushy.com/products/classic-affordable-bidet

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Amazing Aunt Audrey

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joyfulguy

Can't find any ... they seldom advertise.

o j

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joyfulguy

Uncle? Michael ... you have brothers and/or sisters, maybe?

(The revisionist changed the last to "Mayberry" - but I lassoed and hogtied it before it got away).

o j

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No, I'm Papa. That was from my daughter because her kids are usually at our house. :)

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OutsidePlaying

I have plenty of eggs....

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OutsidePlaying

Michael, why wait til 9 pm?

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https://v.redd.it/5l72qpkybho41

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carabubble

LOL Thanks for the laugh, Function! And everyone!!

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graywings123

Toilet paper humor:
TP shortage

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Michael

Public Service Announcement:

Plenty of free time to trim your toenails and SHAVE all the hair from your body.

Your nurse will thank you. :)

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Lucille

Jesus died for our sins, Grandma died for the Dow.

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Michael

I've been isolated too long. I'm starting to see things.

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eld6161

That’s hilarious, Michael

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-"Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!"

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Karen

Gotta follow this post! Need the laughter.

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blfenton

I haven't tuned in for a couple of days. These are hilarious.

Thanks everyone

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colleenoz

Being in quarantine is like being in Vegas... nobody knows what day it is or what time it is, and cocktails are acceptable 24/7...

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Amazing Aunt Audrey

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Amazing Aunt Audrey

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sylviatexas1

Sometime in the future:

Son:

"Dad, why is my sister named Paris?"

Dad:

"Because we conceived her in Paris...

Why do you ask, Quarantine?"

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Annie Deighnaugh

Not a joke, but funny nonetheless...

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socks

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bpath reads banned books too

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For the first time in my life, I have 3 bathrooms, but only 2 rolls of toilet paper. :)

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Raye Smith

Marilyn - that's so sad and true.

I guess it's good that I wasn't a clerk or manager at the stores that the hoarders were hitting. I would have refused to allow those customers to buy 500 rolls of TP at the time.

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functionthenlook

All they have to do to stop the hording is to do what they did at a store in Europe. "Buy one at $2.99 second one $95.99".

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dedtired

Well, I finally lost it...Was just in CVS. Saw a man whose cart was FULL to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, everything that people need!! I called him a selfish jerk, and gave him a low down about the elderly, moms, and people who need these types of things. Told him he should be freaking ashamed of himself! He said: “Are you done? Cause I really need to get back to restocking the shelves now...”

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eld6161

That is funny!

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Michael

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samkarenorkaren

I been writing jingles! So if you have ever watched Whose Line is it Anyway (Hoe down if you need the tune) you can sing this.

It must get pretty boring sitting round all day

Hoping to get back to work this is what I pray

I have a good solution for things to be ok

I'll send you all a copy of 50 shades of grey

SamKaren Your resident dj

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ophoenix

Garden art in Seattle WA

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joyfulguy

Thanks, folks - eighth day alone ... I ran out of data for the phone and have been gone for three days (and the libraries are closed, of course).

Great to be back.

ole joyfuelled - you folks adding to the joy

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dedtired

We’ve had no snow this winter. Mildest in a long time.

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marilyn_c

waiting for the salons to open back up.

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aok27502

Apparently I'm going to Reno.😂

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Absolutey!

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A glass of wine in each hand will help you not touch your face.

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colleenoz

This is very clever and funny:

Lockdown with the kids

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donna_loomis

Colleen, I wish I could give that family a hundred likes! Kudos to Mom and Dad for engaging their children in that joint effort. The kids clearly enjoyed themselves.

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Your new Earworm.

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joyfulguy

Hey, you there in the crowd ... before/during your march to stop the spread ... how about the instruction to keep 6 ft. between you and your neighbour/anyone near you?

You haven't heard that story?

Looks like you're cruisin ' for a bruisin'!

(Don't see many masks, either)!

ole joyful

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