hustling, When I wrote "justlinda" ... ... up there ... ... look what showed up! Well, justlinda ... ... better write that advice about memory down ... while it's still top of mind! (Pleased that I remembered what I was gonna say, before that attempt by the device to know what was in my mind ... ... better than I do! ole joyfuelled .

Gender Signs Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurant restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every so often we get stumped. Recently my husband wandered off in search of the men's room and found himself confronted by two marked doors. One was labeled "Bronco," and the other was designated "Cactus." Completely baffled, he stopped a restaurant employee passing by. "Excuse me. I need to use the restroom," he said. Gesturing toward the doors, he asked, "Which one should I use?" "Actually, we would prefer you to go there," the employee said, pointing to a door down the hall marked MEN. Bronco and Cactus are private dining rooms."

What do you call a pig playing tug-of-war? Pulled pork!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Rusty