Smile today - 12/14

6 years ago

(with apologies to lawyers...)

As a lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery he asked, “Why are all the blinds drawn in here?” The nurse answered, “There’s a fire across the street and we didn’t want you to think the operation had been a failure.”

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salonva

6 years ago

Really some good ones today- thank you for the smiles

and here's a truth.

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aok27502
6 years ago
Michael
6 years ago
(with apologies to lawyers...)

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

A short pour.
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susanwv
6 years ago
Not my cat, just a picture, lol
Jasdip
6 years ago
joann_fl
6 years ago
bpath
6 years ago
Salonva, that is so true! My DH grew up in Canada. While French was mandatory in school, the only French he remembers is cereal ingredients.
caflowerluver
6 years ago
Anne - I don't get the lawyer hospital joke. Asked a couple of others and they didn't get it either. Please explain.
gardengal48 (PNW Z8/9)
6 years ago
Fire = the fires of hell, implying that lawyers are evil or instruments of the devil :-) So NOT true........in most cases!
sjerin
6 years ago
Ca, I'm glad someone else asked the question I had in my head! I guess that was a bit of a reach.
Rusty
6 years ago
No phones or tablets when I was a kid, either. At the breakfast table I read, of all things, (gasp!) BOOKS! And I still do. . . .

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ravencajun Zone 8b TX
6 years ago

Idiot of the day!

Annie's joke fire =hell surgery failed he woke up in the fires of hell.
natesg
6 years ago
I didn’t get it either. My brain must be slow today.
User
6 years ago
raven....What could possibly go wrong? lol

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Olychick
6 years ago
Raven's reminded me of this one I posted long ago.
I had to go searching and found it and this, too....omg!

15-pictures-that-prove-why-women-live-longer-than-men
ravencajun Zone 8b TX
6 years ago
Great website!