AAA - I'm glad to finally know why my body makes those noises. My silly doctor just tells me that it is because some of my parts are wearing out. I'll set him straight at my next appointment. Thanks!! LOL

Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at River Hill Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood. The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.' The second lady, gazes at his manhood and says, 'He is not mine either.' After a very considerable inspection, the third lady finally says, 'He's not even a member of this golf club'.

Don't ya just love the shoes on that cat that was telling her friend how much she loved Santa's "Twelve days of Christmas" gifts? And nicole ... ya might want to suggest to Maxine ... that 's not a big deal what's friz into a guy's moustache... unless you're planning to kiss 'im! ... and haven't heard of any snow(persons) 'round here having such heating problems as illustrated. (And one of the potential problems that may beset aging people associated with "sneezing too hard" ... may become less so when one wears a catheter). ole joyful

I was US Navy for four years during that Viet Nam thingy. U.S.M.C.= United States Mommy's Crybabies