We do have a guy who runs a septic truck in the area and labeled his truck, "The Stool Bus".

Craft breweries have really taken off here in the last several years. One of the first, and one of our favorites, is Straight to Ale. Our city is known as the ‘Rocket City’. A friend and a buddy opened a brewery & pub and named it Rocket Republic.

The septic pumping business is all too easy for cute slogans. I saw a truck not too long ago that said "We're #1 in the #2 business".

We have a gal here in the State that is starting up in the cheese business..wants to teach, etc., that anyone can make their own cheeses, cheese curds, etc. She calls herself "The Curd Nerd", and the greeting on her advertisement is: "It’s so gouda to meet you!' She has been traveling over the State trying to find the best Cheese

Curds made. (LOL..IMHO there is no such thing.)

Here's another Curd: a local fellow's last name is Curd. He's a plumber, of course. "Got a turd? Call the Curd!" *insert eye roll here"

We have a few funny septic services names, too...Royal Flush, Petunia's and Howdy's Doody.

Down in Florida, a sign outside an appliance place.

"Your Wife is Hot!"

Then, air conditioners, 30% off.

Got a plumbing leak? Give us a crack at it.

Electrician....You're shorts are my business.

Housekeeper..We don't cut corners, we clean them.

Sick lawn? Call the Lawn Nurse. Your lawn is my next patient.
"No Mole Problem", his signs are everywhere.

There's a band I saw at a bar while visiting friends in St. Louis several years ago: The Well Hungarians.

I had custom Hunter Douglas shades made and installed by The Blind Man.

A local plumbing company's slogan is "don't sleep with a drip tonight ".

We also have a tech company in town with the name ‘Geeks and Nerds’. It’s totally legit and thriving, doing software development, simulations, cybersecurity support, and other work.

A local tractor sales organization had a sign out front saying "We stand behind all of the equipment we sell. Except the manure spreaders."

A hair salon in Milwaukee: Curl Up and Dye

Years ago, my dentist sent me to an extraction specialist. The sign on the entry to their parking lot read: Dr.s Peck and Hurty.

Best motto for a septic cleaning company said "Where a straight flush beats a full house."

We also have a Curl Up and Dye.

There is a lawncare business here called The Weed Man. I always thought that was a bad name. Hire us if you need weeds!

There used to be a hair salon in our area called The Clip Joint.

An auto body shop nearby is named "Wreck-Amended"

A local chimney sweep business is Ash Wipes.

We have "A Cut Above", a barber shop on the second floor of an appliance store. And "On The Level", a foundation repair company.

Rusty

An accountant in our neighborhood advertised his income tax preparation services. His name was Mr. Cheater.

We were in Warrensburg Mo last weekend and saw a store called Junk & Disorderly-drinks and antiques

A high school buddy's family had a plumbing business who's trucks read 'Your poo poo is our bread and butter'.

Jewels_ks - I've been in that place once. I had a beer while my wife shopped. My son goes to college in Warrensburg, MO at UCM.

there is a liquor stores called Williqours and I am thinking that it used to have a G in front of it. Some of these are really creative

There's a G-Will-Liquors around here, a couple of my favorites are a bar that used to be called "Brewski's" and a coffee shop called "Brewed Awakenings".

I enjoy when people have some creativity in their business names.

There's a bar/tavern in our town called "The Office." Honey, I have to stay a little late at the office tonight.

LoneJack...we were there at UCM to play soccer. My daughter goes to school in Emporia.

There is an estate-planning firm called Dorion-Gray Retirement Planning.

Not a name but does anyone remember the mouse ears on the Truly Nolan VW bugs?

I won't mention the name, but here's a photo of a cattle ranch sign we used to drive past on the way to visit my grandparents in Texas.

I used to work with the NFIB and they had a contest for clever business names. Here are some they talk about in an article.

Wok This Way

Sofa So Good

Sew It Seams

Pain in the Glass

Tree Wise Men

I've seen a liquor store named Kindred Spirits

Also while visiting my grandparents in West Texas, there was this drive-in that we went to when I was a child:

Bar named "Call the Office".

Computer tech guys drive red VW bugs with white "Nerds on Site" name.

"A Cut Above" hair salon.

Can't remember a couple of droll septic tank pumpers' names seen nearby.

ole joyful

There is a computer repair co. called Effin Computers....yeah, I can relate.

I remembered seeing this on the news awhile back. Had to google to find it again.

One of my friends considered naming his construction company "Close Enough Construction". We all thought it was really funny, but he decided not everyone would get the humor.

A restaurant near my brother's house is called "Taste of Asian"

Ummm. No thank you.

"...but he decided not everyone would get the humor."

LOL...likely a wise decision, Olychick!

Hey Elmer, did you see that truck in Michigan? I recall writing about that slogan a few months ago on another thread. It was on the truck of a Septic company we used once called Tudoroffs. Two brothers in their 70’s owned it and they were a real hoot to talk to.

We have The Geek Squad here for tech house calls. Son enjoys My Father's Office in LA for gourmet hamburgers and beer.