Smile Today - 10/28

4 years ago

In honor of National Internal Medicine Day...

[on the phone]

"No, the doctor isn't in just now. Oh, he won't be back for a long, long time. He went out on one of those eternity cases."

-- Gracie Allen

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Rusty

4 years ago

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4 years ago
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Jasdip
4 years ago
nicole___
4 years ago
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Lana spelled backward...so cute!

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justlinda
4 years ago
ravencajun Zone 8b TX
4 years ago
joyfulguy
4 years ago
last modified: 4 years ago
Hi nicole (and Jasdip),

Not to be "anal" about things ... but ...

It looks to me as though the "L" is

sequencing the letters backwards, as it looks as usual, just in the wrong location.

The "N" is mirror-image, as it's backwards ... and the "A"s as either/both - they're O K, coming or going.

Or so it seems to me.

Rusty

Those 2.5 - 3 ft. rolls are "mini"s? Put a half dozen of 'em in your kitchen and there'll be no room for people (a person)?

In what country do you find them in that "state"?

Don't call Kelloggs - they want grain, and all of the grains are long gone from those rolls of straw. There may be a few grains scattered on the ground, but no one'll try to pick 'em up ... and they'll be deteriorated by now.

And the "frosting" ain't sugar - it's frost (and snow).

Thats (almost) enough to have some folks roll-otfltao.

Good story, though!

ole joyful
Olychick
4 years ago
Elizabeth
4 years ago
joyfulguy
4 years ago
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Don't tell me that the fashion mavens had got to Betty White ... at that early time!

Note that Adam is upstanding ... tall!

Eve is behind him, lower, head slanted, eyes almost closed, slight smile on her face ...

... and Betty White lower - almost off the page ...

... proper relative places fer females, ya figger?

Note how often various prejudices show up, even when we don't notice them - part of daily routine, so to speak.

ole joyful ... who may have missed taking his (crabby-reducing) Internal Medicine, today, ya figger?
Rusty
4 years ago
O.J., haven't you heard? Everything is bigger in Texas! ! ! LOLOLOL

Rusty
joyfulguy
4 years ago
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Yeah, Rusty, so I've heard ...

... but, though I have no information as to whether the average gut may be super-sized in Texas, as well, I dare say that dealing with those "Mini-Wheats" might be something of a gut-wrenching experience!

ole joyful