When I took the trash can to the curb on Monday night, the glow-worms were out in the driveway. I hustled the grandkids out to see them, and although the 11-yr old was anxious to get back to his computer game before his bedtime deadline, the 2-yr old was enchanted (just like grandma). We caught several for him to hold, carefully, as they glowed in the palm of his little hand. i know he won't remember this particular night for long, but I will. :)

I've seen a couple of them just as bad. Saw a guy wearing crop top, shorts like the ones above, knee socks and lace up boots....in Walmart, of course, and a drag queen almost 7' tall, counting platform heels, in a red dress slit up almost to waist, in Kroger one night.

A month after Donald MacDonald started at Harvard, his mother called from Scotland. “And how are the American students, Donald?” she asked. “They’re so noisy,” he complained. “One neighbour endlessly bangs his head against the wall, while another screams all night.” “How do you put up with it?” “I just ignore them and play my bagpipes.”

If anyone needs an ark, I Noah guy.