I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? -- Henny Youngman

He retired abruptly in the middle of a tour two years ago, because of the onset of Parkinson's disease. He's apparently doing relatively okay and did a performance in March. Out of retirement for one show

Good one, Fun. The tenant in the basement apt has called the city on me a number of times because I take the trash and recycling out the day before for early collection; even though other neighbours have theirs out as well. "Gladys" as I like to call her says that they look ugly for people to be walking by. This is unsightly to her, apparently. She's the reason there are 2 garbage bins out there, she refuses to use the green bins, and they're often crawling with maggots when I take them to the curb.

oh, and Annie, with different words, I would plead guilty.