Smile Today - 7/7

Annie Deighnaugh

A drunk was brought to court. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."

The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started."

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Rusty


Some really good ones today! Glenda, I LOVE your very wise little bunny!

Rusty

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laceyvail 6A, WV

The difference between cats and dogs:

Dogs look at us and say, "Oh, they feed us, take care of us, love us. They must be gods!"

Cats look at us and say, "Oh, they feed us, take care of us, love us. I must be a god."

From me, a cat lover.

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chisue

A friend's DD had a puzzled look after repeatedly 'swiping' Grandma's watch.

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joyfulguy

Hi chisue,

When I was a kid, "swipe" was a slang word that meant "steal".

Now ... I need to swipe my phon ... to talk to someone.

o j

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