That's the clean-up crew, raven. You know the fuss that's raised when a gas tanker leaks after a crash. And think of farmers being forced to dump milk during the isolation issue when the processers shut down ... but the cows didn't! ole joyful ... who milked cows by hand 75+ years ago. Shoot a squirt at the cat's mouth and it happily gobbled, didn't mind the wetted face. Dad bought a milking machine and a combine harvester early in World War II so he and the boys could get the essential jobs done when the hired hand went to war. o j

@Annie Deighnaugh, I've lost the ability to Like the Originating Post, but I liked your hicupping spider.

A real Dad joke: I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

eld, no joke. I just watched an old movie, Dial 1119, from 1950 that was ahead of its time for sure. Dialing 911 for emergency didn't come out until almost 20 years later and they had a flat screen TV in the corner over the bar which wouldn't be available for another almost 50 years!