The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers!

--Dave Barry

When I'm at the gym and if we're doing squats of any sort, sometimes I have to ask to have the music turned up so that I don't hear my right knee doing it's snap, crackle and pop noise. That often gets a knowing nod from others.

Shave my *legs*? Try 'chin'.

My century isnt even visible without scrolling

Hi kitty wit' (unshaven?) whiskers - even when showering?,

What a great story ... too good to not share!! And the pic. goes well with it.

(The librarian laughed - the guy at another computer didn't).

(Librarians are usually accomodating, that way).

ole joyfuelled

Hi Eliz,

Hope that last lady isn't as "square" as she looks/is painted.

jas ... do you suppose your visitor's wife ...

... may have accusef him of being a "pill" ...

... who'd value that glass of water?

o j