https://images.app.goo.gl/1H5AUEToTd2qXr4EA How do I add the picture for this joke? The one-liner is I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. Foster the People pumped up kicks https://youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ For years I thought you"d better run faster than my bullet actually said you'd better run faster than my brother. I really loved this song because the brother was defending him. Not so much shooting a gun even though I'm sure for some reason it was deemed necessary. This is not one I listen to on pink shirt days.

These are all especially funny today. Thanks to all who posted!

Last night, I wished I was drinking coffee. This morning, I got to drink coffee. Follow your dreams people.

I figure that they can use facial tissues on those glasses, jim no. 1 ... ... wondered about suggesting the paper used at the other end, as a string passed through the roll and around one's neck'd make it much easier to carry ... but figured that if it had been used, you'd have a hard time seeing through that. o j