From Hollywood Reporter, the money issue (in my doctor's office this morning): What is the difference between attorneys and accountants? Accountants know that they're boring. I should send this to my sister, but she might get mad.

There is a subtle but important difference between the words "complete" and "finished." When you marry the right one, you are complete. When you marry the wrong one, you are finished. And if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are completely finished.

"The "fourty" spelling is way obsolete. Welcome to Harvard?" Every medical school has a Department of Psychiatry but I suspect a "School of" doesn't exist anywhere. Consider it to be phony.

Not exactly a smile, but I thought it was a fascinating picture.