https://www.houzz.com/photos/two-tone-siding-craftsman-exterior-photos-phbr0lbl-bl~l_169710

Maybe make house two colors. The right side bump out and the garage door a different color. Maybe a portion of the eaves about 3-4 feet on the left side the color or bump out and garage door also the front door and side lights painted the "secondary color. Add a portico over front door.

How much money are you willing to spend?

To my eye, the starkness of plantings around the house and the complete lack of any architectural details are the problems. I am not sure that the bang for your buck of adding things like wider trim around windows and substantial corner boards makes that worthwhile at this point, but if you ever re-side the house, consider doing that as part of the process.

Putting in a portico or even a smallish porch large enough for a small sitting area would be an improvement.

The current garage door looks like basic builder grade and improving that would increase the appeal. Paint it the same color as the siding or replace a panel with a windowed one or get a new door with more appeal. You could switch out both the front and garage doors to something better suited to the house that would give it character but not clash with the spare style of the house as the current front door does.

Does the entire front need to be pavement for functional reasons? If not, remove any paving that isn’t needed and hire a landscape designer to help you develop a planting scheme that can be readily maintained when you are traveling but will ground the house better. Right now the house sits in an asphalt parking lot which doesn’t say farmhouse and is not an appealing setting, one that emphasizes the lack of architectural interest.

Garage door ideas. Choose something similar in style to the garage door for the front door.

Window trim will help immensely.

Porticos and porches:

While I wouldn’t likely suggest the style in the link below for your location, the before and after pictures really do a good job of illustrating how a large portico or small porch over the left side of your house could add much architectural interest.

https://www.houzz.com/projects/1987442/country-portico

Thank you all for the comments! I have never even thought of changing the one and a half car driveway but I love that idea! I also really want to put a pergola or covering over the door as well, maybe that can be on my spring to do list! Thanks everyone!! :)

some ideas:

I like all the ideas posted, but I think the biggest impact could be made by painting the house a fabulous color. Since you're in a coastal area, something in the blues or greens would work and could really make a statement. If you did that and changed the garage door, or at leas the color of it, your house would be quite cute.

These suggestions are for color possibilities:

As a former New Englander I just wanted to commend your use of "wicked" in the title of your post - it makes me nostalgic for home! I second all the recommendations for a portico or pergola but also wanted to suggest perhaps painting your front door. The nice thing about your house is that a little bit of extra detail will go a long way.