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Comments (29)True, scary and occasionally funny... "Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Marine Corps training manual "Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - USAF Ammo Troop "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Pilot training manual "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Macarthur "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal "You, you, and you ... panic. The rest of you, come with me." - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt. "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance officer "Five second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantry Journal "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - David Hackworth "If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." - Infantry Journal "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay "Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." - Anonymous "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Marine Recruit "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies "If you see a bomb technician running, follow him." - USAF Ammo Troop "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death... I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." - At the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base, Kadena, Japan "You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3." - Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot) "The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire." "If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe." "Never trade luck for skill." The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?" "Where the hell are we?" "Oh S**t!" "Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers." "Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!" "Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries." Advice given to RAF pilots during WWII: "When a prang (crash) seems inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity as slowly and gently as possible." "Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you." "There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime." - Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, "If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to." Basic Flying Rules: "Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there." As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives, the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?". The pilot's reply: "I don't know, I just got here myself!" - Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)...See MoreWhat's For Dinner #354
Comments (100)Love a mustard sauce on pork. The last pork gravy I made was shallot, apple, leek, capers and pickled mustard seed. (I'll pull up and post the pickle recipe...I need to make some more tomorrow) Fridge pickles. I leapt up and made a quick batch last night. The Persian cukes in the crisper were still good....they often get slimy in a few days. A few hundred bloggers all have the same recipe. Most just copy each other over and over, lol. ( and give their life story along with recipes, : ) I like NY deli half sours. Some can be a bit acrid. Might be the left on stem ends or the skins or the variety. End of the growing season pickles are much different than the early season. NYC picklers only offer fresh fermented pickles once a year. One spear is usually enough for me. Fresh non-fermented I could eat the whole jar. Try a test batch. You can taste in an hour, after two hours and again the next day. If I have a half jar left after 24hours, I top off with a bit of fresh water. Dilutes the vinegar a bit and great on sandwiches and salads all week. Often I don't make a dressing. Just pickles, splash of evoo, lemon and feta or crumbled blue, goat cheese, etc. Basic recipe, 1/2 cup vinegar, 1/2 cup water, bay leaf, whole black peppercorns, mustard seed, fresh or dried dill, celery seed, pepper flakes, clove of garlic smashed. Pinch of sweet, pinch of salt. *I use ac vinegar, maple syrup or honey. Lots of variations. Use what you have, less or more. We hate sweet so I often don't use it. Here is one of many, (zip through the life story to the recipe) I just picked link random but the method is similar. PICKLES Baby Persian cukes work great and any other root veg like beets, radish, onion, carrot. (peel carrots)...See MoreWhat’s for Dinner #364
Comments (100)2many, I actually am pretty good at mudding drywall. I'm slow and meticulous, but it looks good when I'm done! As for that chili dog, well, at least once every summer I go to the local A&W. They still have the carhops that come out to the car and put a tray on your window. I get a chili cheese dog and a frosty mug full of root beer. Then I'm done for a year, but that one chili dog is sure good. As for Zaxby's, we don't have them up here so I'm not familiar, but Elery had their chicken when he went to Tennessee for Aunt Etta's funeral, and he said it was actually pretty good. He had chicken every day he was there, though, and was pretty tired of it by the time he got home. It's one of those foods that you can pretty much figure isn't too unhealthy, a grilled chicken breast, LOL, so he got it every time he had to eat out. Then his sister made chicken and dumplings, and his sister in law fried chicken and there was chicken salad and, well, he came home and wanted chili! Artemis, the best advice I have is to just do it. Don't watch, be sure you get in there and do it yourself. You can watch YouTube and watch someone else and read every instruction in the world, but you really just have to do it. The first one is slow, the second one is better. By the time you're on three or four, it'll take you a couple of minutes and you'll be done. I'm assuming you are plucking by hand, I have that handy-dandy chicken plucker that Elery bought me for my birthday and it is an amazing time saver, but with seven birds, probably not worth the price. Plucking by hand takes me about 10 minutes per bird, and cleaning another 2 minutes. Scalding is a minute or so, so about 4 birds an hour. The plucker will pluck 2 chickens in less than a minute, so that's very helpful. We did 28 birds in 2 hours, packed on ice and "resting" overnight. It took longer than that to break them down and package them. I always let them sit on ice for 24 hours or so, it seems to make the birds less stringy and more tender. And don't forget to save the backs/necks for stock. Feet too, if you can get past the thought and trim the nails! Like you, I'm offended by the life animals have in the commercial food chain, and so I have to raise my own in a humane and sustainable manner. It's not for everyone, but it works for me. Annie...See MoreHelpful/practical UK products not found in US
Comments (57)For those who like to be amused, here's one instance I recalled immediately that you can further laugh about. A colleague and I arrived on a rainy winter day for a work visit of several days to a town about an hour outside of London I'd been to before, to a hotel I'd been to before. It was about noon, we were to check in and then meet the two individuals we'd come to see at a nearby pub for lunch. We agreed to drop our bags in our rooms, freshen up a bit, and meet in 15 minutes back at the front desk. On entering my room, the extreme heat was apparent. It was very hot, certainly 80 deg F or more. The radiator had a thermostatic adjusting valve on it - I turned it and it turned freely, obviously broken. Back to the elevator to descend to speak to the front desk about the problem. While speaking with the clerk, my colleague came up and listened and said "Your room is too hot? Mine is stone cold. I tried adjusting the radiator valve and nothing happened. The heat is off and won't come on". The front desk person apologized and said he would call the repair service immediately. Reassured, we left for lunch and the meetings of the afternoon. Returning to the hotel late afternoon, the plan was to relax a bit, go back to the pub for a beer in an hour and then go out to dinner. On entering my room, I found it was still uncomfortably hot. I went back downstairs to the front desk. The same person was there that I'd spoken to hours earlier. I said the room was still uncomfortable, was the repair person on-site or expected soon? The conversation that follows as I best remember it. Him-"No sir, I'm sorry. They're quite busy because of the weather but they'll be here Thursday afternoon" Me-"I'm staying just two nights and leaving Thursday morning. Can something else be done? Can you give me a different room please?" H-"No, I'm sorry sir, that's not possible. We're fully booked up" M-"Maybe you could give me a room tomorrow that someone has vacated, let a new arrival have the room I have now?" H- "No sir, I can't do that. It wouldn't be fair to give an arriving guest a room that's uncomfortably hot." M-" Isn't that what you've done to me?" H- "Yes sir" M- "Let me ask, with my room too hot, and my colleague's room too cold, hasn't anyone mentioned this before? The problem can't have just happened in these two rooms. How about your room cleaning people, no comments from them?" H- "No sir. I'm sorry" I called my office, asked them to find me another hotel. On returning from dinner, a message was waiting for me, saying that because of some local event, no rooms were available in the area for the next two nights. So I slept with my windows wide open and my colleague was given several extra blankets, having declined my offer to sleep in my room.. He showered the next two mornings in my room. I returned to that town many times but never again to that hotel. I remember the hotel was part of the Trusthouse Forte group, its branded materials were in the room and the hotel public areas. It was a UK hotel operator of some size at the time. I just checked (having certainly remembered the name and location) and the high street located hotel has a bit over 100 rooms and is part of the MGallery hotel business. It's not a mom and pop operation. I recall many other ridiculous incidents like this. Bad luck? No, I don't think so. I long ago reached my conclusion from experiences like this....See More- 7 years ago
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