Love the allergies. Yes, I sang it to the tune.

Little-boy favorite joke told on WGN-radio in Chicago: "I asked the snowman what he was doing in the produce section at the grocery store. He said he was picking his nose."

Two of the questions in drewsmaga's post are easily answered. 4/ The "W"- back in the day, the letter "U" was written as a "V". This evolved from Roman inscriptions, a "V" is a lot easier to bang out with a chisel than a curvy "U". It was still pronounced as "U". Eventually the discrete "U" was adopted. 2/ People did not evolve from monkeys. People and monkeys evolved from a common ancestor. One branch of the family became people, a different branch became monkeys.

Roxana and Eld, I was curious about the artist, too and did a reverse image search and found the artist: Art by Anna Matveeva