I had visited a cafe one day with my friends. The waiter recommended that we try their special coffee. We agreed and soon the coffee arrived. As we drink the coffee, we realized that it tastes like dirt and mud. Disgusted by the fact, all of us complained immediately. The alarmed waiter rushes over and says, "Well Sir, it was fresh ground coffee!"

I'm tired of being flat on the bottom! Do I get that way from sitting so long on the toilet? o j

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.” - Luciano Pavarotti

Eld, the guy thinks a woman is hot, if she's been in FB jail more often that him. I've been in FB jail for innocuous memes, that are way off the mark of what they say I'm doing (promoting violence etc, nudity etc.