Old saying, “money can’t buy happiness but it sure can rent it.”

Yeah, cat huffing is a 'thing'. https://www.catster.com/lifestyle/my-name-is-angie-cat-humor-huffer-huffing-addict

LOL oh that's funny! Since I no longer have kitties I have broken my addiction. It was a painful withdrawal!

"I don't see any fish! Are you sure they put fish in here?"

"Yeah I saw them for sure. Look deeper!"

"I saw them press this lever maybe it'll help"

· Hope this doesn't offend anyone. Kathy G in MI

The Gay
Montana Cowboy

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted
wife.

She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the
ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in
the newspaper for a ranch hand..

Two cowboys applied for the
job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard
about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard
worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them
worked, and the ranch was doing very well

Then one day, the rancher's
widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the
ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday
night.

One o'clock came, however,
and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired
hand.

Finally he returned around
two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by
the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over
to her..

"Unbutton my blouse and
take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she
directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so
slowly. "Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and
placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my
skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it,
constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my
bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it
to the floor.

Then she looked at him and
said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

(P.S. - I didn't see it
coming, either)

LOL Kathy! !! I just spit coffee all over my keyboard laughing at that one! Talk about surprise endings! ! !

Rusty

FUNNY. !!!!!

lol a HOOT!