I can't remember if I posted this recently. If so, sorry!

A farmer sees a chicken strutting across a rural highway. He shouts to her, “Hey, why are you crossing the road?” The chicken replies, “To change the light bulb in the henhouse.” “Can you change it by yourself, or will you need help? In other words, how many chicken does it take to change a light bulb?” Says the chicken, “Sorry, but that’s the subject of another joke.”

Even though I am technically a dog person........

I was told, "You should always look in the mirror before making a big decision." It helps you reflect.