If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values -- they're hobbies.
-- Jon Stewart
A farmer sees a chicken strutting across a rural highway. He shouts to her, “Hey, why are you crossing the road?”The chicken replies, “To change the light bulb in the henhouse.”“Can you change it by yourself, or will you need help? In other words, how many chicken does it take to change a light bulb?”Says the chicken, “Sorry, but that’s the subject of another joke.”
This applies to Texas as well!