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Speaking of boobs...

8 years ago

I didn't want to hijack Amazing Aunt Audrey's thread about her amazing good news, but I have a story of my own.

Today - put some turkey in the oven. Then poured myself a cup of coffee using water from the steaming hot water kettle (I use an instant coffee drink mix). Curious, I wanted to feel the wall behind the stove just to see if it gets hot when the oven is on. So I reached across to lay my hand on the wall. Suddenly I felt searing pain. Here my left boob had been literally dipped into the hot cup of coffee! Mama mia! LOL I stripped off t-shirt and bra right then and there in the middle of the kitchen.

I put some ointment on it right away. Tonight it's not as painful, but only I could do something so crazy.

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lucillle

8 years ago

Schoolhouse, you are supposed to cook the turkey breast not your own.

Ouch.

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rhizo_1 (North AL) zone 7
8 years ago
last modified: 8 years ago
Ouch! That hurts to think about!
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PKponder TX Z7B
8 years ago
Ouch! Hope there was no blistering.
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carabubble
8 years ago
Painful!
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schoolhouse_gw
Original Author
8 years ago
Well I see my original post from yesterday posted. Ignore - now it is a double post.
janey_alabama
8 years ago
Lucille, you made me laugh at loud.

Sorry that happened, has to hurt.
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always1stepbehind
8 years ago
I would have to be in a push up formation to get my boob into a cup of anything...I always say I'd have to stand on my head to get cleavage. LOL
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joyfulguy
8 years ago
Having just read the request that one not use this term in public ... I was about to ask whether this title referred to part of female anatomy (human, that is) ...

... or whether it referred to someone lacking in mental capacity or wisdom!

But ... was somewhat reluctant to do so, in the light of the pain involved with part of the anatomy of the OP.

I doubt whether you learned anything about such use of one's attributes in school, schoolhouse.

ole joyful
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happy2b…gw
8 years ago
Ouchie!
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donna_loomis
8 years ago
Well, I'm dying to know.... Was the wall hot?
Annie Deighnaugh
8 years ago
I usually grill when we're having breasts...

;)
User
8 years ago
last modified: 8 years ago
Note: I posted this on the wrong thread and just now realized it. I'm leaving it here since it's already been here for a couple of days.

I'm laughing. Marilyn C's euphemism makes me laugh even more. 'Boob' is one of those words that I usually wouldn't put into writing. I don't usually use the word publicly. It is a bit crass, but humorous at the same time.
schoolhouse_gw
Original Author
8 years ago
Wall was not hot, warm, but not hot. The coffee was not warm, hot, not warm.

Yes, ouchie. It wasn't so much yesterday but today it's more so. What a dumb thing to do.

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