Happy Anniversary, Annie. We share the date but not the year. I am married 46 years today. I hope you had a good day and best wishes for many more years.

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other: "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?" The second nun answered: "Indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand." "I can handle that without a problem," the other nun replied. She picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out. The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. "We use beer for washing our hair" the nun said. "Back at our nunnery, we call it Catholic Shampoo." Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said: "The curlers are on the house."

Yes, I do love to knit or crochet, while my husband browses electrical supply, tractor and heavy equipment stores. Ack, not for me!

From Hollywood Squares: Peter Marshall: Does Mark Spitz believe swimming in the nude helps you go faster? Paul Lynde: Well, it’s easy to steer.