I didn't see it show up, but maybe someone flagged it right away? Or the mods just saw it and thought maybe it wouldn't be appropriate? You know, breastfeeding is SO offensive, even when it's not a real breast, lol! (sarcasm alert).

Glenda, yours made me laugh out loud.

I had visited a cafe one day with my friends. The waiter recommended that we try their special coffee. We agreed and soon the coffee arrived. As we drink the coffee, we realized that it tastes like dirt and mud. Disgusted by the fact, all of us complained immediately. The alarmed waiter rushes over and says, "Well Sir, it was fresh ground coffee!"

I love kindness. Unless it's coming from a person at a four-way stop sign waving me to go when it's clearly their turn.