"I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out." -- Russell Kane

These are hilarious. Thanks everyone. The look in the cats eyes that susanwv posted. I wonder what the owner of that arm did that was so wrong - perhaps he stopped petting the cat.

Summer, my kiddos will get a kick out of the frog. Thanks for the smiles, everyone and also you, Rose, for starting this everyday.

One night, while we were out for supper at a Mediterranean restaurant, my sister-in-law had a question about one of the appetizers. When the server showed up to take our order, she asked, “Where do you get your mussels?” The young waitress blushed, looked sheepishly at her biceps and quietly answered, “Cross-training?”