911 Calls - Beleive it or not!

6 years ago

Real
911 Calls, "BELIEVE"
it or not!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
What is your
emergency?
Caller: I heard what
sounded like
gunshots coming from
the brown house on
the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you
have an address?
Caller: No, I'm
wearing a blouse and
slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
What is your
emergency?
Calle r: Someone
broke into my house
and took a bite out
of my ham and cheese
sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse
me?
Caller: I made a ham
and cheese sandwich
and left it on the
kitchen table and
when I came back
from th! e bathroom,
someone had taken a
bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was
anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this
has happened to me
before and I'm sick
and tired of it

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Fire or emergency?
Caller: Fire, I
guess.
Dispatcher: How can
I help you sir?
Caller: I was
wondering.....does
the Fire Dept. put
snow chains on their
trucks?
Dispatcher: Yes sir,
do you have an
emergency?
Caller: Well, I've
spent the last 4
hours trying to put
these chains on my
tires and... well..
do you think the
Fire Dept. could
come over and help
me?
Dispatcher: Help you
what?
Caller: Help me get
these chains on my
car!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
What is the nature
of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying
to reach nine eleven
but my phone doesn't
have an eleven on
it.
Dispatcher: This is
nine eleven.
Caller: I thought
you just said it was
nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes,
ma'am nine-one-one
and nine-eleven are
the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may
be old, but I'm not
stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
What's the nature of
your emergency?
Caller: My wife is
pregnant and her
contractions are
only two minutes
apart.
Dispatcher: Is this
her first child?
Caller: No, you
idiot! This is her
husband!

And the winner
is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm
having trouble
breathing. I'm all
out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm
going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir,
where are you
calling from?
Ca ller: I'm at a
pay phone. North and
Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an
ambulance is on the
way. Are you an
asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What
were you doing
before you started
having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from
the Police.

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marylmi

6 years ago

Funny!!!! Here is another one. My neighbor came to my door today and asked if I would check her car as the seats were too hot plus she said she could hear someone talking and didn't know what was going on. She was partway into town and turned around to come back to my house. I went out and it was the 911 dispatcher asking if she needed help. Apparently she had pushed the wrong button trying to turn the heat down! I assured them everything was fine but that 911 button on her jeep is in a dumb place I think.

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ont_gal
6 years ago
altho unbelievable,they certainly are funny....appears to be some really "dense" people out there. :)
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