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My conversation with the tile showroom guy :-)

maddybeagle
6 years ago

I ventured out into the far suburbs today to go to a largish tile showroom.

Nice Showroom Guy: "Let me know if I can help you."

Me: "Thanks! I'm browsing for color inspiration so I can build my kitchen around my backsplash and counter colors."

NSG: "Most people choose cabinets first, or floors, and then look for backsplash tile and countertops to coordinate."

Me: "..." (thinks: "That would explain why 90% of surfaces on the market are white, gray, or beige.")

NSG: "These are the areas where we have porcelain that looks like stone, porcelain that looks like wood..."

Me: "I like porcelain that looks like porcelain."

NSG: (thinks: "They need special places for people like this chick.")

Me: (thinks: "I thought a tile showroom would be that place...")


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