I just want to say (deleted).

Baby Pinky, welcome to the Secret Society of Pot Stirrers (SSPS)

This post should be moved to Hot Topics.

MC

This reminds me of a story I heard from my neighbor. Good thoughts from everyone please.

This thread hasn't been deleted - regardless of what the OP says. :)

WHAT?????? Are you implying we have been deceived?

I did not check this until today, seeing it was deleted. Thanks for the chuckles, everyone...........now I will disappear.

Oh no because of this deleted debauchery there is now talk of tearing down the big spoon monument!

Oh oh the aliens have turned it sideways!

Tomatoes

(Tomatoes) after the space aliens attack.

Caroline is this you...I mean the space aliens prepping up?

Hey jakkom, aka, OP- don't (delete) yourself. Come back and play!

Now this post is like the old KT! Love it!!

Wooden spoon. I long to see you soon. Sing a happy tune. Continue rhyme but you can't use moon or June As rhymes. Tee hee

I could croon that old tune,

But it would only be to a spoon.

Lonely am I

as I croon

He left me sobbing

holding the spoon.

Back to the top.

♫ Don't know why that big baboon

Left me for that floozy looney toon ♫

♫ Now all I have left to spoon

Is my pet stuffed raccoon ♫

I have a spoon for jelly

and I have a spoon for jam

But I really need a fork

for this big ole country ham

The KT gang

caroline, I think you need a runcible spoon.

Oh, that's scary. I'd hurt my delicate and dainty lips!

But, but, Caroline, according to the Scott, you can't use moon. Someone might report you to the powers that be.

Okay; let's name all the types of spoons we can.

I'll start with...

Grapefruit/Citru spoon:

I have five grapefruit spoons that match my first flatware set, Oneida's Madrid. I bought it new in 1975.

Irma - There are no powers that be!

This thread does not exist.

Spoons do not exist.

The moon does not exist.

It's all smoke and mirrors!

And, in my defense, the poem graphic was not an original song; it was just an illustration for the use of a runcible spoon.

So there. I am innocent!

Ask "The Scott." He will agree (or I'll whack him with one of Mama Pinkie's sweet spoons.)

And tomorrow the sun won't exist.

Now who is responsible for that huh? Come on, 'fess up.

"The Scott" ssshhh, you mean Zul, the gatekeeper.

Ya'll are drunk. You need to go to bed and sleep this off.

Sadly, the pot stirring continues, as innocent people are being blamed for all sorts of things.

Mary took a little jam,

And put some on her toast.

All-gone, too soon,

She licked the spoon,

And kindly thanked her host!

She used a jam spoon, like this...

I know, because Zul has cameras everywhere.

Victorian Silver Jam Spoon. Made by James Dixon & Sons in Sheffield, 1896. Length 5.75"

Mary sipped her demitasse, so full of charm and flavor.

She pocketed the tiny spoon, thinking it a party favor!

Hey diddle, diddle,

The cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon.

The little dog laughed to see such sport

And the dish ran away with the spoon.

NEWS ALERT: Scroll up to where the "tin" hat on a gentleman is posted. I am sure it's none other than Clark Kent!!!!!! A celebrity!!!

Demitasse Spoon

International Silver Masterpiece (Sterling, 1963) Demitasse Spoon

BLFenton - I'm gonna tell; I'm gonna tell! You're in trou--blue.

YaYa - Din't go blowing his cover. He's trying to protect us all.

OLD FASHIONED SPOON BREAD

• 3/4 cup cornmeal, stone or water ground, if possible
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 cup boiling water
• 3 tablespoons melted butter
• 1 cup milk
• 2 large eggs
• 2 teaspoons baking powder

• Preheat the oven to 350 F.
• Grease an 8-inch square baking dish or 1 1/2-quart casserole.
• Combine cornmeal and salt in a mixing bowl (do not add the baking powder until step 5). Gradually add the boiling water while whisking out any lumps. Add the melted butter and stir to blend. Let the mixture cool for about 5 minutes.
• Whisk the milk into the cornmeal mixture.
• In a small bowl, beat the eggs thoroughly.

• Whisk the beaten eggs into the cornmeal mixture along with baking powder. Blend well with a whisk or electric mixer.
• Turn the batter into the prepared baking dish.
• Bake for about 35 minutes, or until set and lightly browned.
• Serve the spoon bread hot with plenty of butter.

Serves 4 to 6.

Tips and Variations

• Corn Spoon Bread - Add about 1 cup of cooked or roasted corn kernels to the mixture.

NATIONAL ALERT...Caroline may be working with *The Scott* to bring down the pot stir'ers ..she was last seen with a roll of foil wrapped around her body and wearing a stollen foil embossed hat. Dont let her graceful, and fluid movements fool you she will hold all wooden spoons hostage as she seeks the most coveted position in the universe. ...Queen of Tomato.

The crimson queen is about to send her killer tomatoes to attack

YOU dare to pretend your not working with Caroline......yes Caroline the most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth but under her beauty lays a million broken and useless wooden spoons, weeping their loss and dripping their forever memories of a time when they stirred the pot, their laughter at others expense dimming more each day as the seeds of their future shrivel and die.....Go ahead..... (((delete))) me.

But I will be; just wait and see.

These slippers assure peaceful and tranquil travels. When worn, no path can be the wrong one. Every detour is pleasurable. There is peace and harmony along the way. The Silver Stiletto, however, is totally another story!

This cobbler's gonna work on some Silver Chanclas, and leave the stilettos to another shoemaker...

The Silver Stilettos will always be in my possession and can never be taken from me. I wear them with the honor that was bestowed upon me and I must also mention how fabulous they look on me!

my husband and pets have betrayed me...I'd like them (((deleted)))