From The Pink Panther Strikes again (1976)

Inspector Clouseau: "Does your dog bite?"

Hotel Clerk: "No."

Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] "Nice doggie."

[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]

Clouseau: "I thought you said your dog did not bite!"

Hotel Clerk: "That is not my dog."

(we use this all of the time)

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli" - The Godfather

"Hey, I'm walking here, I'm walking here" - Midnight Cowboy

"I see dead people" - Sixth Sense

"There's no crying in baseball" - League of their Own

"Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about." Dinner at Eight

Just about everything in a Monty Python movie.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"Get busy living, or get busy dying." Shawshank Redemption

Mrs Reilley, and ONLY Mrs. Reilley, how many fingers am I holding up?

Same movie,. Marisa says to Vinny, "Yeah, you blend."

Same. Vinny says to witness, and what are the thousands of things on these? That's right, leaves! Just shout it out when you know it!

"Houston, we have a problem." - Apollo 13

Used all the time in everyday life.

Again. ". You're walking along. You're a sweet, innocent, leaf eating doe eyed little deer. You spot a little brook. You put your lips down to get a cool clear drink And BAM . Do you care what kind of pants the sonofabitch who shoots your head off is wearing? (Maybe not exact)

You're a sad, strange little man--Toy Story, my absolute favorite.

One of many favorite lines from Young Frankenstein:

I can't help but always remember lines from Dazed and Confused

Matthew McConaughey's Wooderson character:

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Also same character:

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?

Mitch:
No, not on me, man.

Wooderson:
It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

'They f*ck you in the drive-thru'. Danny DeVito in Lethal Weapon. We use this every time we make the mistake of going thru a drive-thru.

Badges???!!! We don't need no steeeenkin badges!!!!!!!

So many from Casablanca, but two of my favorites:

“I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on here!”

(“What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?” “…My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters.” “The waters? What waters? We’re in the desert.”) “...I was misinformed.”

So many from American President -

[Sydney emerges from the bathroom wearing nothing but one of his shirts]

President Andrew Shepherd: Perhaps I didn't properly explain the fundamentals of the slowdown plan.

Sydney Ellen Wade: [feeling the bed] No, you explained it great.

President Andrew Shepherd: Are you nervous?

Sydney Ellen Wade: No.

President Andrew Shepherd: Good. My nervousness exists on... several levels. Number one, and this is in no particular order, I haven't done this in a pretty long time. Number two, uh, any expectations that you might have, given the fact that I'm... you know...

Sydney Ellen Wade: [approaching seductively] The most powerful man in the world?

President Andrew Shepherd: Exactly, thank you. I think it's important you remember that's a political distinction that comes with the office. I mean, if, uh, Eisenhower were here instead of me, he'd be dead by now...

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a sh00tload of dimes!"

"Blazing Saddles" Funniest scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbWg-mozGsU

I have to do it from memory so it's close not exactly the same

Ginger Rodgers is looking at the sky and the moon is behind the clouds. Fred Astaire is looking at her room and sees the hired corespondent walking about in a dressing robe.

Ginger- look, it's coming out.( Then something like) Isnt it beautiful?

Fred- it's a honey!

Guy of Gisbourne says to Robin Hood You've come to Nottingham once too often!

Robin replies When this is over, there will be no need to come again.

The stoning scene from Life of Brian

Stop it, you're only making things worse for yourself (and the condemned man replies ) Worse? How could it be worse !

natesg - The American President is one of my favorites!

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya..." and many more from The Princess Bride.

For some reason I've always liked, "Norman's not funny." --from A River Runs Through It.

"I'll be bach" ;-) You KNOW what this is!

"If it bleeds, we can kill it" Ah-nold in Predator.

Many lines from George C. Scott in Patton! "The weather prayer" for one....

"Whad'ya mean THEY cut the power???!?!", "They mostly come out at night....mostly....", and "Get away from her you BITCH!!" from Aliens of course!

Faron

Not sure about ones I like, but ones I use are the Toto we're not in Kansas anymore, and the poke your eye out. Also, "Inconceivable" "You keep saying that word, but I don't think you know what it means." and "The lives of two little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world." I don't say it, but I often think it.

Oh, yes, 'You'll shoot your eye out" is a great one.

From "My Cousin Vinny" I tease my NJ SO, "Two yutes." "What is a yute?"

"Son, are you mocking me?"

"Oh, yeah, you blend."

A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets....Titanic.

Great thread.

I use many Princess Bride lines like have fun storming the castle and as you wish.

My husband tells me I look b-e-a-utiful, from a Sandra Bullock movie about beauty pageants (the name escapes me). I sing song reply "you think I'm gorgeous, you want to kiss me" from the same movie.

'Princess Bride" is chockfull of great lines...and terms. "The Cliffs of Insanity"!

My BFF is from Sicily so I have had many opportunities to say "And never go up against a Silician when death is on the line!"

My niece and nephew just discovered the PB movie so all the great lines are in heavy rotation at my house.

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

Another one used a lot IRL... from Goodfellows. (paraphrased here without the f bombs.) "You think I'm funny? Funny how, funny like I'm a clown? Like I amuse you?"

hhireno, I think that Sandra Bullock movie is 'Miss Congeniality'. Funny movie. She did the comedy bit very well in that one.

That's it! Thanks, outsideplaying.

Also from Princess Bride: "As you wish..." Something I say to my husband often - OK, not often enough! He loves that movie.

One that's always stuck in my head.....ah don't know nothin' bout birthin' babies miss scarlet!

Two others from Gone with the Wind: "I won't think about it today; I'll think about it tomorrow." And of course "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."

From The Graduate: "Plastics!"

From True Grit: "They tell me you have grit. I like a man with grit."

My other favorite quotable movie is "The Big Lewbowski." My favorite line is:

"They're not Nazis, they're Nihilists!" but that's one's usually too esoteric to quote. So the ones I use most often are:

"You're out of your element Donny."

"Really ties (tied) the room together."

and sometimes the line about the toe, which I don't think I will type here.

"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12. Jesus, does anyone?" Stand By Me

I think it was George C. Scott in Dr. Strangelove who was in the war room, the red phone rings, and he answers and says to his lover, "I told you never to call me here!"

"keep passing the open windows!" Hotel New Hampshire

"I have an idea forming in my head" (I say it in character!) Time Bandits

actually, I love many of the quotes from Time Bandits!

Was it Dr. Strange love with the line "You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

Did anyone mention the line from Jerry McQuire? Sounded good when Tom Cruise said it, but it's really sort of cheesy, don't you think? "You....complete me".

We use "Squirrel" from Up all the time. We call it getting squirreled when we start on one thing and then find ourselves distracted doing something else...or when I'm in the middle of doing something and DH interrupts me with another issue, I'll say, "Don't squirrel me!"

>>'They f*ck you in the drive-thru'. Danny DeVito in Lethal Weapon<<

You mean Vinny Gambini, aka Joe Pesci...who oddly enough played Tommy DeVito in GoodFellas.

I always thought that was such a ridiculous name for the movie, for the characters in the movie, mob guys.

It was originally titled WiseGuys, but the TV show of the same name came out first.

That's what mob guys are really called.. WiseGuys.

So many great ones!! Yes yes to many already mentioned!! "Don't Cry Shop-Girl" from You've Got Mail gets me every time. Didn't think much of the movie but LET IT GO works well in real life. "An angel got his wings"..add to the It's a Wonderful life great quotes...The original Bert and Ernie came from that movie!!

"Serpentine!" Definitely an aging boomer reference. I joke with SO all the time, "You don't have to worry, I'm an old gal, I get all your cultural references!" I loved renting the DVD of that movie "The Inlaws" with Alan Arkin and Peter Falk, they did background commentary for it on the DVD extra, which was entertaining in and of itself.

Not sure anyone mentioned the following:

"Walk this way" (from Young Frankenstein)

"There's no crying in baseball" (from A League of Their Own)

Does anyone every find themselves quoting something that isn't a movie? I found myself saying, "Isn't. That. Amazing." in the most bored tone of voice I could muster. I knew it was a quote from somewhere, but couldn't recall from where. Finally it dawned on me that it was from the narration from Disneyland's Jungle Cruise.

In addition to "Squirrel!" from Up, other Pixar quotes that have become household phrases for us are "Mine! Mine! Mine!" (the seagulls in Finding Nemo) and the "cone of shame" (also from Up). "No capes!" from the Incredibles also gets pulled out with fair regularity. And, oddly enough, "Curse you, Mr. Skipperdoooooooo!" a paraphrase from the "Adventures of Mr. Incredible" short that was included on the Incredibles DVD (here it is with commentary).

Modern, yes, I meant Joe Pesci of course!! He was so funny in the Lethal Weapon movies. My brain was asleep when I wrote Danny D! I loved his character in My Cousin Vinny too.

"Walk this way" (from Young Frankenstein)

Ooohhhh! It's twue! It's twue! It's twue, it's twue.

Lili von Shtupp. Blazing Saddles.

AKA the greatly missed Madeline Kahn. One of a kind!

Leo.

Leo Getz. lol