All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
Franklin P. Jones

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Franklin P. Jones

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.
Franklin P. Jones

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
Franklin P. Jones

Sex is a two-way treat.
Franklin P. Jones

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.
Franklin P. Jones

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.
Franklin P. Jones

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.
Franklin P. Jones

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
Franklin P. Jones

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.
Franklin P. Jones

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
Franklin P. Jones

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
Franklin P. Jones

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
Franklin P. Jones

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
Franklin P. Jones