Way funny, be careful to keep your monitor clean!

OklaMoni

12 years ago

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enjoyingspring
12 years ago
Love it, haha
justlinda
12 years ago
Just too funny....hahaha
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My grandparents would "pop-call", as they called it - ALL THE WAY FROM PHILA, TO MD!! My mother would get so annoyed. The house was usually "lived-in", but never a real mess. Still, that would get her going, every time. Now, I have a neighbor that does that, all the time. It would be OK if she didn't talk about people all the time. She is very nice/responsible/extremely helpfu and thoughful. But, she is also obsessive about how other people live their lives. Whether I care about how you live your life or not, I won't say anything about it unless it is harmful - to you or someone else, and even then, I probably wouldn't. We all kind of just chat, and give hugs and shoulders. But I've had her come to my house and talk about how one neighbor only talks about her problems and what's going on in her life. A few days later, she was in the person's house. It's so bad that I used to dread being home and wanted to move. I always have a sigh of relief when she goes on VAC!! Now though, I must have really made her mad - by not saying anything, and she is noticeably avoiding me. The bad part - her house is always clean/neat, although, since having a youngster now, it's not that way all the time. My house - well, it's my house; some days good, some days, not so good. Oh well, she'll get over it.
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OMG, my dog does that to the car windows. You can always tell I have a dog by the condition of the windows in the back seat. I took off his seatbelt when I was leaving him in the car for a bit once and when I came back EVERY window, including the windshield, was thoroughly smeared. What a mess!
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I used to be fanatical about cleaning, even when I was young and single. Then when the kids came along I relaxed my standards somewhat but I was at home for 12 years so still managed to keep a tidy and clean house. Then I went back to work part time for 8 years...still managing to keep up..no problem. Then I went full time in my early 50's....managed OK...but not as kept up as before. Well, here I am...61, still working full time...but I just don't have much energy for it anymore, especially when I get home from work. So, it's a combo of age and working full time that has done me in. It's not as clean as I'd like, and new wood floors and espresso furniture that show dust like crazy aren't helping either! Keep thinking of hiring someone but just havent gotten around to it....I am the type who would clean before the cleaning lady gets there so Im not embarrased. And the last thing I want to do is spend the weekend cleaning. It's a dilemma for sure. When I was at the top of my game I would clean the upstairs on Mondays and the downstairs on Fridays. Im thinking in a few years when I retire I won't mind doing it since I will have all day everyday to get it done and can do it in the mornings when I have more energy. Any tips on hiring a cleaning person?
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glenda_al
12 years ago
Ewwwwwwww :o)
joyfulguy
12 years ago
Too bad that so many smart animals are becoming endangered species.

Most of it due to the doings of man (sorry - "humankind" - though quite likely the males may be the main perpetrators).

Recently, at a conference of the plants and animals, they were lamenting the loss of so many species, and some reported that man is at risk, becoming an endangered species.

The general concensus seemed to be, "Good - the sooner man disappears from the earth (sorry, again, "humankind") ...

... the better it'll become for many of the rest of us!!".

ole joyful
joyfulguy
12 years ago
Drat it, Moni -

you told me to keep my monitor clean -

- but they ain't no rabbits around here!

Oh, right - it ain't got no poo on it!

So - everything's O.K. - well, more O.K than I thought it to be at first.

ole joyful
minnie_tx
12 years ago
gross
joyfulguy
12 years ago
Anyone interested in putting a label on the bear?

How about, "New York Banker" on one ...

and "taxpayer" (not worthy of capitalization - would that be a capital offence?) on the other.

Take your pick which would be which.

ole joyful
redcurls
12 years ago
I agree with Joyful that some labels would have made it even funnier! Thanks, Moni -

By the way, how did your slippers turn out that you ordered a short while ago? My only reservation at the time was no size chart. Did you guess right?
OklaMoni
Original Author
12 years ago
redcurls, no slippers yet... but they haven't charged me for them yet either... thus, no worries. :)

Moni
terilyn
12 years ago
Love it!!!
joyfulguy
12 years ago
Oh, dang!

I photocopied the pic the other day ... took it to a dinner the other night ... shared it ... and it disappeared!

And before son had seen it, too.

Sometimes sharing has some drawbacks!

And after I'd sprung for the 15 cents to get it in colour, too!

When I came on Mon. to photocopy it again - disappeared into (Photobucket's) thin air!

Oh, unjoy!

ole joyfuelled (most of the time)
OklaMoni
Original Author
12 years ago
Ed, was it this one?

{{gwi:1553991}}

I really don't remember...
joyfulguy
12 years ago
Hi Moni,

Thanks, friend!

Yes, that's the one ... and now it's back in the original thread, as well ...

... so I just sprung for the second 15 cents for a reprint!

ole frugal joyfuelled
OklaMoni
Original Author
12 years ago
I'll send you a copy to your email. :)

Moni
joyfulguy
12 years ago
Good idea to keep one's nose clean, as well ...

... if there's a possibility that one may be monitored!

o j

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