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Wal-Mart greeter

18 years ago

My aunt sent this to me and I thought it was a good one to pass on.

A new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it.

Finally, the Boss called him into the office for a talk. 'Richie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.'

'Yes, I know, Boss, and I am working on it.'

'Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force. What did they say to you if you came in late?'

'They said, 'Good morning, General.'

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