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Another Christmas funny slightly off color but, true

17 years ago

This story has been retold every Christmas in my family for many years. Supposedly, it's true.

My Greatgrandmother was from a large family filled with some pretty rambunctious boys. Uncle Fritz had been especially naughty one December so his parents decided to teach him a lesson. Christmas morning all the other kids had small toys and pieces of fruit in their stockings by the fireplace. Fritzs' stocking held a pig turd! All the other children were oohing and ahhing over their gifts. His parents asked Fritz what he got. His reply, "I had a pig but, he got away!"

Ron

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