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Basset Hound Property Laws

14 years ago

My favourite disk jockey has a basset hound. He read this on air as Today's Thought of the Day.

Of course it applies to any dog! LOL

Basset Hound Property Laws

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours.

6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

7. If I saw it first, it's mine.

8. If it's edible, it's mine.

9. If you have something and put it down, it's mine.

  1. If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine.

  2. If I get tired of it, it's yours.

  3. If I want it back, it's mine.

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