I've been looking for some brunette jokes.

DERB......That is soooo funny. I'm not sure I posted this before but it's funny.

Two blonds were working for the summer with the city parks crew. A guy watched them go up one side of the street, on the boulevard. One would dig a hole then the other would fill it back up again. When they started on the other side of the street, he had to ask what they were doing. "I don't understand, first one of you dig the hole, then the other one immediately fills it up again. What is up with that?" One of the blonds looked at him like he was the dumbest person in the world. "Well you see, we are usually a three person crew, but the one who puts the tree in the hole called in sick today."

This one's for you Toni ne...

A brunette is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the brunette returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The brunette nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from all that skipping."

I was born a natural blond, but as I got older my hair gradually turned brown. At one pount, I colored my hair platinum blond to impress my husband. The maintenance and touch-ups were so expensive, I let it grow out. I'm not brown with some gray. Whenever I do something dumb, like buying food at McDonalds and forget my change, I blame myself and say "Well, I used to be a blonde."