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oldrustybucket

Heard any new BLONDE jokes...Hellllooo

oldrustybucket
15 years ago

Posting this one that I received yesterday....share yours please.

Overhead conversation:

"Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them." He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago, and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.

He never called back.

I bet he felt like an idiot.

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