Some I've saved over the years

Enjoy

Fisherman Survival Kit

Band-Aid for when you get hooked instead of the fish.

Cotton ball for when you're in rough waters.

Lifesaver (candy) in case the boat tips over.

Paper clip for when you run out of hooks.

Skittles in case it rains, you've got your own rainbow.

Gummy worms in case you run out of bait.

Magic wand to "boat" the big ones that always seem to get away.

A gift certificate for pizza in case you don�t catch any fish.

Labels to attach to the fish that say "Objects are larger than they

appear."

CHRISTMAS DUST:

Take a baggie and put oats and glitter in it.

Staple saying to baggie.

CHRISTMAS DUST

Sprinkle your lawn with CHRISTMAS DUST this CHRISTMAS EVE and wait-

The glitter will sparkle!Santa will see your house when it is late.

The sparkle is magic on CHRISTMAS EVE when seen by Santa's eyes,

The smell of oats will guide the reindeer down from the highest skies

Teachers Survival Kit

Aspirin - when all else fails, take 2 and find a quiet corner

Band-Aid: For when things get a little rough.

Bath Salts: "To take you away." You deserve a quiet break.

Crayon - to color your day bright and cheerful

Candle - for when you are up late grading papers

Cup - for when yours is overflowing

Ear Plugs - when you just can't take anymore

Eraser - to remind you everyone makes mistakes and they can be erased.

Hugs and Kisses - for when you need a hug

Jewel - because you are so precious

Lifesaver: For when you've had one of those days.

Marbles - to replace the ones you've lost

Mint - to remind you that you are worth a "mint"

Mounds Bar - for the mounds of confidence you give your students

Paperclip - to hold it all together

Peanuts: To get a little nutty.

Puzzle Piece - without you the class wouldn't be complete

Rubber band - to remind you to be flexible

Shiny Penny - to remind you, each will shine in their own special way

Sponge: To soak up the overflow, when your brain is too full.

Starburst - to give you a "burst" of energy when you need it

Tissues - to wipe away the tears...yours and theirs.

FRIENDSHIP CUP OF TEA CARD:

On the front of the card is a picture of a really fancy tea cup, above it

says:

FRIENDSHIP BEGINS WITH A CUP OF KINDNESS.

Inside it says: Please take the time to share a cup of CHRISTMAS TEA with

someone you love.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Also inside the card put two tea bags.