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minnie_tx
16 years ago

I just posted this list over at crafts and wondere if anyone was looking for a cut gag gift. Jut a small collection of things to put in a drawstring bag or a small box for that "special" someone.

I have a bunch saved in my files from abut 1999

If you want one let me know and I'll post it

Anti-Depression Kit

Bus driver survival kit

CPA Survival Kit

Every Day Life Survival Kit:

Fireman's Survival Kit

Fisherman Survival Kit

Friendship Survival Kit

Golfer's Survival Kit

Grandparents Survival Kit

Guardian Angel Survival Kit

Hairdresser's Survival Kit

Holiday Survival kit

Ice Hockey Coach Survival Kit

Military Personnel Survival Kit

New Mother's Survival Kit

Newlyweds Survival Kit

Nurse's Survival Kit

Parent Survival Kit

PMS Survival Kit/Prescription

Problem Survival Kit

Romantic and special

Secretary's Survival Kits

Student Survival Kit

Surgery Survival Kit

Swim Coach Survival Kit

Teacher's Survival Kit

Waitress Survival Kit

Year 2000 Survival Kit could be updated to disaster kit

Comments (19)

  • jannie
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    How about the Hairdresser's Survival kit? My daughter is a beautician.

  • minnie_tx
    Original Author
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    Hairdresser's Survival Kit
    Type or copy out the little saying next to the items .
    Tootsie Roll - to help complaints "roll" off your back
    Button - to remind you to sometimes button your lip
    Dollar - for the tip you didn't receive
    Rubber band - to remind you to be flexible
    Mint - because you are worth a mint to your customers
    Happy Face (Sticker) - to remind you to keep smiling
    Paperclip - to help hold it all together
    Cotton Balls - to cushion all the standing you do
    Lollipop - to help you "Lick" anything
    Lifesaver - to remind you of the many times you have been a lifesaver
    Magic Wand - to remind you of the many times you have been a magician
    Band-Aid - to heal your hurt feelings
    Sweet & Sour Tarts - to remind you to appreciate the differences in
    others.
    Gum - to remind you to "stick" with that difficult client
    Starburst - to give you that burst of energy at the end of the day
    Hugs & Kisses - you deserve them

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  • minnie_tx
    Original Author
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    Found a couple more and I have more for Valentine's Day
    Backpackers Survival Kit
    Christian Survival kit
    Why I Love You Kit

  • nodakgal
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    I did a few survival kits years back and they always got lots of compliments!!

  • ronf_gw
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    Could I get the list for nurse, and bus driver survival kit and the romantic one.
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  • minnie_tx
    Original Author
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    Nurse's Survival Kit
    Lifesaver - a reminder of the many times others will need your help.
    Snicker's Bar - to remind you that laughter is the best medicine
    Candle - to remind you that you can light up someone's day
    Tissue - to dry tears, your own and someone elses.
    Starburst - for that burst of energy at the end of the day
    Button - to remind you that sometimes you need to button your lip
    Bath Salts - to take you away at the end of the day
    Marbles - to replace the ones you will loose
    Playing Card - to help you be a better mind reader
    Lollipop - to help you lick everyone's problems
    Mint - to remind you your compassion is worth a mint to your patients.

    Bus driver survival kit
    Tootsie roll - so you can "roll" down the highway
    Sponge - to soak up the rain, so you don't have to drive in it
    Mounds - for the mounds of miles that you drive
    Marbles - to replace the ones you've lost
    Gem - to remind you you are carrying precious cargo
    Aspirin - take two every day
    Cotton Ball - to cushion those rough roads
    Rubber bands - for when your patience is stretched
    Tums - for all the nervous stomachs
    Mirror - to remind you how important you are.

    Why I Love You Kit
    Jolly Rancher - for all the times you make me laugh
    Sweet Escapes - for the special times we spend alone
    Hugs & Kisses - yours are simply the best
    100,000 Bar - .you are worth more than a grand to me
    Skittles - for the rainbow of colors you show me life through
    Peppermint Patty - for the cool sensations you give me
    Cotton Ball - to help soften any rough times
    Popcorn - cause you keep popping into my thoughts
    Balloon - because you encourage me to reach for the sky
    Needle and Thread - that we are bound together
    Match - we are a perfect match
    Pom Pom - for the warm fuzzies you give me
    Silk Rose - that will last forever...like us
    Puzzle Piece - without you I'm not whole.

    This one has some good ideas but not as good as the Why I love you IMHO
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    Make a little KIT. You can crochet this or construct it using fabric.
    Inside the kit....place these items and sayings.....
    Paperclip: To help keep things together when they seem to be getting out
    of control.
    Rubber band: To remind you that there is always someone to offer a hug or
    to be close when you need it.
    Tissue: To wipe away a tear...your own or someone else's.
    Candy kiss: To say "I LOVE YOU" in a sweet way.
    Small smooth stone: To remind you that rough times help refine and
    polish...use for smoother tomorrows.
    Eraser: To erase any mistakes or misunderstandings that are troubling you.
    Note card To send a long-overdue greeting to a friend or relative or
    someone who is lonely.
    Recipe card: To make when you want to do something special for someone.
    Adhesive bandage: To remind you of healing, perhaps of hurt
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  • lynne_melb
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    Oh, those are great. I'm interested in the friendship, guardian angel, student, problem solving, surgery, military, If you have a chance, I'd to love to see these.
    Thanks so much.

  • minnie_tx
    Original Author
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    ok I'll post them tomorrow some time

  • minnie_tx
    Original Author
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    Might as well do it now since I'm still up. Remember these are from my files and not really edited.


    Friendship Survival Kit
    A FRIENDSHIP BAG: Keep your Friendship Bag handy and ready to use at all
    times!
    A mint: you're worth a mint to me.
    A button: If you can't say something nice, it's better to "button your
    lip" (or to close your mouth before
    saying an unkind word )
    A tissue: For drying tears.
    A toothpick: To "pick out" the good qualities in everyone.
    A gold thread: Friendship is the golden thread that ties together our
    hearts.
    A flower: In the "garden of life" each friendship is beautiful and unique.

    Lifesavers: Sometimes we all need a little help.
    Cotton Ball: To cushion the rough roads.
    Rubber Band: For flexibility!
    Safety pin: to bind us together in friendship
    Sweet & Sour Tarts: A reminder to appreciate the differences in others.
    A Hug & Kiss: Sometimes we all need hugs & kisses. (or Everyone needs
    daily TLC )
    Happy Faces: Smiling is contagious
    Candle: You light up my life
    Band-Aid: For healing hurt feelings. (or to help a friend who needs
    mending )
    Paper Clip: To keep everything together.
    A Star: To reflect your inner beauty
    Recipe card: To share a favorite with a friend as a symbol of caring
    Eraser: To remind you that every day you can start with a clean slate
    Small smooth stone: to remind you that rough times refine and polish- use
    for smoother tomorrows
    Note card: to send a long overdue greeting to a friend or relative
    Playing card: a reminder to be playful and have fun

    Guardian Angel Survival Kit
    Make life beautiful -- one day at a time!
    Smiley Faces: Smiling is contagious.
    Band Aid: To fix hurt feelings.
    Rubber band: To stretch you beyond your limits.
    Glitter: To make life sparkle!
    Sweet & Sour Candy: A reminder to appreciate the differences in others.
    Eraser: A reminder that everyday can begin with a clean slate.
    Gum: A reminder to think before you "chew" others out.
    Toothpick: To pick out the good in everyone including yourself.
    Button: To button your lips when you have nothing to say

    Military Personnel Survival Kit
    Lifesavers - to remind you that that's what you are
    Small Empty Bottle - "Instant Water" add water and shake, for when you are
    on maneuvers
    Mounds Bar - to remind you of the mounds of love & support you have from
    friends & family
    Pack of Gum - to help your unit stick together
    Cotton Ball - to cushion the rough roads
    Piece of String - for when you reach the end of your rope
    Shiny Penny - to remind you that we each shine in our own way
    Paperclip - to hold it all together
    A hug- to let you know there's always someone on your side
    A kiss - so that you will always remember I love you!
    Mint - because you are worth a mint
    Candle - to light up the darkness
    Tootsie Roll - to help you roll with the punches
    Jolly Rancher - to remind you to laugh
    Map with your street circled on it - so you will never be far from home.

    Student Survival Kit
    Sponge - to soak up all the knowledge
    Eraser - to remind you that each day you can start with a clean slate.
    Candle - for when you are burning the midnight oil studying
    Button - to remind you that sometimes you have to button your lip
    Pack of Gum - so your class can "stick" together
    Tootsie roll - to help you roll with the punches
    Mounds Bar - for all the information you will need to retain
    Toothpicks - to hold your eyes open during class
    Lifesaver - for when you feel you are drowning in information
    Skor Candy Bar - to remind you to score well on your tests
    Sweet & Sour Candy - to help you accept and appreciate the differences in
    others
    Sucker - to remind you not to be a "sucker" be your own person
    Carefree Gum - to remind you to have fun
    Hugs & Kisses - to remind you I am always here and I love you
    A Lollipop - to help you lick your problems.
    Tissues - to wipe away the sleepers after sleeping during class.
    Pencil - to "Write" your wrongs
    Cotton Ball - for when you can't hear yourself think
    Penny - so you always have enough "cents" to realize what a valuable
    person you are.
    Tootsie Roll - to remind you to roll with the punches.

    Surgery Survival Kit
    Needle and Thread - in case the stitches don't hold
    Lifesavers - to remind you that friends are here to help
    Cotton Ball - to cushion the rough roads
    Happy Faces - smiling helps you heal faster
    Joke Book - Laughing helps you heal faster
    Hersheys Hug and Kiss - for whenever you need one
    Starburst - when you need a burst of energy
    Rainbow - to remind you that after the storm comes the rainbow
    Crayon - to color your day bright and cheerful
    Marble/Ball - to keep you rolling on the road of recovery
    Rubber band - to keep you bouncing back
    Survival Kit to help you adjust to getting older:
    Small box of Bran Flakes
    Alarm Whistle - for when you've fallen and you can't get up
    Magnifying Glass - to help you when you read
    Starburst Candy - for extra energy
    Blue M&Ms or Skittles - Generic Viagra
    Cane
    Baby Food - To help you adjust to softer foods
    Instant Hair Grow - to replace the hair you will loose (I got a small
    spray bottle and made a label on my
    computer with "Instant Hair Grow" Spray once every day. )
    While you were Napping Pad - so you don't miss any messages while you are
    napping (I made these on
    the computer also, and then padded them)
    Toothpicks - to help prop your eyes open so you don't fall asleep
    Fireball Candy - to put the fire back into your life
    Rubber band - to give you your flexibility back
    Aspirin -for all the new little aches and pains
    Hug and Kiss - because I really do love you

    Problem Survival Kit
    A toothpick so you wont be too picky
    A lollipop to help you lick your problems
    A rubber band to help you be flexible
    A paper clip so you can hold things together
    A stick of gum to give you a stick-to-it-ive-ness attitude
    A piece of string so you can tie up loose ends
    A pin to help you pin point your problems
    A penny so you'll have enough cents to realize you're a valuable asset
    your friends & family.

  • wanda_illinois
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    These are great!

  • jane1127
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    My brother's girlfriend moved from California to Indiana this summer. Any suggestions?

  • gramzeeinmd
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    Minnie
    I hope you do not mind but I several survival kit requests; waitress, golfer, firemean, fisherman
    and New Mother. If you could kindly post or email me I would appreciate it.

    Deb

  • minnie_tx
    Original Author
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    Deb remember I didn't make them up haha just in my files there are a lot more out there

    Golfer's Survival Kit
    Chocolate Golf Balls - for the golfer that lost his
    Aspirin - for the headaches this game causes
    Band-Aid - for blisters
    Eraser - to start each golf game off with a clean slate
    Wooden Egg - for all those Birdies
    Lifesaver - for when your ball is in the water
    Quarter - may this be the only "eagle" you get
    Rubber band - stay flexible when you swing
    Sunscreen or hat - for shielding sun from the face
    Towel - to wipe off the sweat of hitting the ball
    Sweet and sour candy - to prevent any harsh words slipping out
    Pencil - to write correct scores (or maybe cheat a little)
    Tee - because we may forget to pick some up
    Bottled water - to keep from passing out
    Chapstick - to keep lips moist
    Cleat cleaner or stick - so you dont track dirt and grass into the car
    Golfers book of jokes - to pass the time when it rains

    Fireman's Survival Kit
    Lifesaver - to remind you that that's what you are
    Piece of string - for when you get to the end of your rope
    Silk Rose - to help you always smell sweet
    Hugs & Kisses - because you deserve them from all
    Jewel - because you are as valuable as a precious stone
    Tissues - to wipe the tears of joy and sadness
    Mounds Bar - for the mounds of courage you need
    Starburst - for that "Burst" of energy that you need
    Star - to remind you that you are a star in the eyes of children
    A Smile - to replace the ones you give away
    Mints - to help you cool down after a fire
    Band-Aid - in case you need some TLC
    Almond Joy - to replace the joy you give to others

    Fisherman Survival Kit
    Band-Aid for when you get hooked instead of the fish.
    Cotton ball for when you're in rough waters.
    Lifesaver (candy) in case the boat tips over.
    Paper clip for when you run out of hooks.
    Skittles in case it rains, you've got your own rainbow.
    Gummy worms in case you run out of bait.
    Magic wand to "boat" the big ones that always seem to get away.
    A gift certificate for pizza in case you dont catch any fish.
    Labels to attach to the fish that say "Objects are larger than they
    appear."

    New Mother's Survival Kit
    Hershey's Hugs and Kisses -- for you and the baby for you both deserve
    them
    Penny - for your thoughts
    Pen & Journal - (or the Journal Jar) -- to write down your thoughts
    Clock - to remind you that time will pass by too quickly, enjoy every
    moment.
    Mirror - to remind you that you are important too.
    Marbles - to replace the ones you will lose.
    Jewel - now that you are a mother you are even more valuable.
    Rubber band - to remind you that flexibility is the key
    Lifesavers - to save you from one of those days
    Tissue - to dry those tears, the babys and yours.
    Toothpick - to pick out the good in all situations
    Fireball - for times when you are burnt out
    Lollipop - to lick all your problems
    Eraser - to remind you that every new Mom makes mistakes
    Puzzle Piece - because you are an important piece in your child's journey
    through life.
    Starburst - for energy

    Waitress Survival Kit
    Mounds Bar - for the amount of walking you do
    Puzzle Piece - to remind you that the restaurant wouldn't be complete
    without you
    Tootsie Roll - to help the complaints "roll" off your back
    Marbles - to replace the ones you've lost
    Lollipop - To help you lick your problems
    Button - to remind you that sometimes best to just button your lip
    Dollar - for the tip you didn't get
    Sponge - to soak up all the spills
    Cotton Ball - for when the customers get too loud
    Shoe insoles - because you are always on your feet
    Rubber band - to keep you bouncing back
    Starburst - for that burst of energy at the end of your shift
    Sweet and Sour Candy - a reminder.. the differences in people gives spice
    to our lives.
    Smiley Face - to replace all the smiles you give away
    Hugs and Kisses - to remind you that you that someone cared enough to give
    you this kit.

  • gramzeeinmd
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    Minnie

    Thank you so much!!!
    Deb

  • grittymitts
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    Minnie, these are such a good idea! I'd love to have the one for Military Personnel to send to Nephew in Iraq. Have a manly looking tin that will be perfect for contents. Thanks!
    Suzi

  • minnie_tx
    Original Author
    16 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    Military Personnel Survival Kit
    Lifesavers - to remind you that that's what you are
    Small Empty Bottle - "Instant Water" add water and shake, for when you are
    on maneuvers
    Mounds Bar - to remind you of the mounds of love & support you have from
    friends & family
    Pack of Gum - to help your unit stick together
    Cotton Ball - to cushion the rough roads
    Piece of String - for when you reach the end of your rope
    Shiny Penny - to remind you that we each shine in our own way
    Paperclip - to hold it all together
    A hug- to let you know there's always someone on your side
    A kiss - so that you will always remember I love you!
    Mint - because you are worth a mint
    Candle - to light up the darkness
    Tootsie Roll - to help you roll with the punches
    Jolly Rancher - to remind you to laugh
    Map with your street circled on it - so you will never be far from home

  • ivamae
    15 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    These ae wonderful

    Recently I found some tiny Chrismas socks that would be an ideal holder for these. I want to use them for gift tags.

    Do you have a verse for the Grandparens survival kit and for the parents ( including both parents of a 1 year old)

    I'm thrilld with all you have offered.

    I have saved the one for nurse. I intend to make a small card with a clip art nurse on the front, the verse inside, and a plastic little bag with the contents, slipped into the sock. I think it should be cute.

  • ivamae
    11 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    Thanks goodness I saved this from a ong time ago. I'm wanting to make a survival kit and I have the printed part but don"t have a list of what goes with each one. Can you help me? This is the list.

    To remind you to pick the good
    qualities in everyone, including
    yourself.


    To remind you to be flexible.
    Things might not always go the way
    you want, but it can be worked out.


    To remind you to heal hurt feelings,
    either yours or someone else�s.


    To remind you everyone makes
    mistakes. That�s okay, we learn
    from our errors.


    To remind you everyone needs a
    hug or a compliment everyday.

    To remind you that you are worth a
    mint to your family and me.

    To remind you to stick with it and
    you can accomplish anything


    To remind you to list your
    blessings everyday

    To remind you to take time
    to relax and go over
    that list of blessings

  • kayjones
    11 years ago
    last modified: 9 years ago

    Is there one for an un-employed Army veteran?