Mary, Copy and paste and maybe you can add them. I added Evermors'e to the orginal and sent it to a friend in Australia. He added the other three. THE CANADIAN SOLUTION You have two cows. No one can decide whether cows are a federal or provincial responsibility. The feds take one and give the other to the provinces. The provinces kill their cow and carve it up into ten unequal portions. The provinces consume their portions and then They demand that the feds supply them with milk. AN IRISH CORPORATION You need two cows. You procure four. To be sure, to be sure' A SCOTTISH CORPORATION You have many cows. Because you keep the Sabbath,as well as everything else you can lay your hands on. A WELSH CORPORATION You have no cows. You pray on your knees,As well as your neighbours. You have many cows.

96 ounces!!! Geez...my hummies would think they hit the Hummie Lottery! The little feeders I make hold 12 ml (about 1/3 of an ounce) of nectar. That's less than a tablespoon!!! If my math is correct...that means about 235 of my feeders would fill up one of yours :o) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! Can you imagine if I had the hummie activity you have?! I'd have to be outside with a syringe filling them 24/7 non-stop!!! Just curious...how long does 96 ounces last with all those hummies feeding? A day? Ah, what can I say, the little ones I make work for me as only about five hummies hang around my house. I think the others moved to the woods where it's much cooler. I wish it was already the fall season - with lots more hummies and much cooler temperatures :o) This hot Texas summer heat quickly spoils nectar in larger feeders...hence the small feeders I re-fill a few times a day. ~ Cat

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My X and I have a "joint managing conservatorship" with me having primary physical custody. In short, it means I have to consult X (and he has to consult me) on every decision regarding DS. Would it make my life easier if I had sole managing conservatorship? Sure. Would it be right for me to take his rights as a parent away from him just because I wanted to have all the control? No. Has he ever done anything to show me that he doesn't have the best interest of our son at heart? No. Do I agree with everything he says? No, of course not. It was the same way before I got pregnant, before marriage, during marriage and after marriage. We don't always agree, but we both have DS's best interest at heart, although we may not agree on how to go about it. Parenting is about compromise. Sole managing conservatorship basically strips the other parent of all parental rights other than visitation and CS. Other than that, FDH has no authority over anything where FSD is concerned. And BM has made sure FSD knows this. Look, I do tend to side with the man I love. Who doesn't? But, to be honest and fair, I am a very analytical person and I don't just side with people because I love them. I am on FDH's side because he is right. From every angle I look at it, he has done nothing malicious and has only had the best interest of his child at heart, even down to the stupid things he's done to get himself in this situation. Colleen - you hit the nail on the head! When Swine Flu was a big problem, FDH offered to drive out there and pick her up because the excuse then was she couldn't get on a plane because of Swine Flu. So when he offered to pick her up, then it was all kinds of activities she couldn't miss and a trip to Vegas with her mom, SF and sister. This was directly from BM; not FSD.