Those that live or at some point has lived in Southern California will get a kick out of this.

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You Know You're from Southern California When ...

1) Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

2) You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.

3) You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone.

4) You understand and speak at least some Spanish.

5) You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below).

6) Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes".

7) You drive to your neighborhood block party.

8) In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day.

9) You eat a different ethnic food for every meal.

10. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving.

11. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.

12. You know what "In-'N-Out" is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any.

13. You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.

14. You really can NEVER be too rich or too thin or too tan.

15. You've partied in Tijuana at least three times and you don't remember at least one of them.

16. You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

17. You eat pineapple on pizza.

18. Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your head.

19. You think that Venice is a beach.

20. The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.

21. You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is.

22. You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area codes: "714," "310" & "949" Nobody likes anyone from the "909" or "951"

23. You call 911 and they put you on hold.

24. You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.

25. The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.

26. You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason.

27. You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks.

28. You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.

29. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

30. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH".

31. You have valet parking at the gym.

32. You barely notice a 5.4 earthquake (unless where you live is the epicenter.

33. Your child's school has a fundraiser called the Sophisticated Homes Tour (this is where you pay to snoop around in rich people's homes!)

34. School lunches can be ordered from catering companies that deliver to your child's school

35. The Terminator is your governor.