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Ravencajun,,here is a funny for you

13 years ago

You posted the new game where ppl have to make up a sentence and that reminded me of a joke I heard.

The teacher is a fourth grade class room asked who can make up a sentence using the word "beautiful" and be gramatically correct.

Immediately the little girl who was the class wizard at such things put her hand up. Teacher called her and she said "Teacher, that is a very beautiful dress your wearing today".

Teacher says, "Wow, that's great, anyone else care to try?

Onlyone hand went up, Little smart azz Johnny in the back of the room. She hated to call on him because he is alwaya vugar and disruptive, but he was the only one with his hand up, and you have to give the kid a chance once in a while, so she called him.

Little Johnny politely stood up and says "Teacher, last night I was laying belly down on the living room floor coloring in my book when my oldest sister came in from college and walked up to dad,who was sitting in the chair reading his paper...Sister said, "Dad, I think I am pregnant" and dad jumped up, threw the paper down and shouted, "Beautiful, just freaking beutiful!"

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