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The Curse of Zucchini

jemdandy
10 years ago

A man, after harvesting a few vegtables from his rented garden patch, stopped in at a neighborhood bar for a beer, The bar tender spied a very large zucchini in the back seat of his car. He warned the patron, "I'd not leave that in sight in this neighborhood". The patron relied, "Oh, thats ok. I've never had any trouble before."

Sure enough, as it began to get dark and the beer not quite finished, there came a faint sound of breaking glass outside. The patron rushed to the door as saw: The side window of his car was smashed and there in the back seat was now TWO zucchini.

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